Jeremy Piven likes what he sees

Jessica Simpson (the hot version) on the set of The Dukes of Hazzard in 2005

Jeremy Piven really isn't that subtle. While Jessica Simpson was on the Entourage set earlier this week filming a cameo, Jeremy couldn't stop staring at her ass. Smooth dude, smooth. A witness told Us Weekly:

"In between takes, he was staring at Jessica's ass in the most obvious of ways," a witness tells UsMagazine.com. "He wasn't being sly about it and would just watch her every move. He flirts with ugly girls, so you can imagine how crazy for Jessica Simpson he was. She almost seemed like she couldn't wait to change into her jeans, but she was a good sport about it and kind of laughed it off."

You know what's most interesting about this story? If you replace "Jeremy Piven" with "Jessica Simpson" and "ass" with "catering truck," it still makes complete sense. See, watch:

"[Jessica] wasn't being sly about it and would just watch [the catering truck's] every move . . . Hector the cook started to get really uncomfortable. I heard him muttering something under his breath about 'el diablo' before he threw down his apron and ran out the back."

*20 pics total in the gallery:

cowbulls

I like the 5 years ago version of Jessica better than today's version. I like either version much better than the vast majority of the Hollywood women that look like teenage boys with boob jobs.

Anonymous

As long as she's not with Jeremy Renner, I don't care what that idiot does fat or thin...

Anonymous

I don't understand why she can't go back to looking like the pics? It's not like she had a kid or anything.

Put down the f*cking pastries.

Dawn

Jess knows how to nibble and lick. She can eat me again, any time. Besides, she tastes good too.

NeNe

How about, Jeremy Piven is such a pathetic loster, that he would F*&k anything that walked.

Paul

She hasn't changed much in the past five years. She is still a Southern Belle.

Anonymous

In these pictures, she ALMOST doesn't look like a fat piece of shit.

Neorules2112

That's the Jessica Simpson that was fucking HOT !!! But would still love to jizz on those jiggly meat puppets still

P.S - Paul u are gay

Paul

She Has Been Banged By More Hollywood Has-Been's Than I Have ..

P.S - I Love Nuts, I Mean Peanuts