Gabriel wasn't good enough for Halle

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry in 2009

I knew Halle Berry's break-up seemed too good to be true. "Amicable break-up" my ass. You know what an amicable break-up is called? It's called "there's no break-up at all because the two people still like each other." From Us Weekly:

When Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry announced they’d split after four years of dating, they insisted the breakup was amicable. But sources close to the former couple tell the new issue of Us Weekly, on stands Wednesday, that their parting followed months of bitter bickering behind closed doors.

Even though True Religion model Aubry, 34, raked in an estimated $700,000 a year, Berry focused on his career disappointments, including his failed Cuban eatery, Cafe Fuego, in NYC, which opened in 2006 and closed less than two years later.

"Halle called him a loser," a source tells Us. "She'd rub it in his face that she's an Oscar-winning actress and he's just a model. He couldn't take it anymore."

How could Halle possibly call Gabriel a "loser"? He made $700,000 last year as a male model and got to bang her for the past half-decade -- she should have been calling him "Hero" or "Luckiest guy on Earth." This story just shows that one of Confucius' most famous adages still holds true today: No matter how hot woman is, there always someone that sick of her shit.

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Tatiana Benzi

I thought Halle Berry was in such a caring relationship with hopes of a really long marriage. Looks as if there aren't things like happy marriages like mine any longer - twenty years wed and still on cloud nine.

Mel

Why am I surprised that another celeb is crying about money??

marly

hmmm. who knows if this story is true. some of you really want to believe it. she's a beauty-enhanced, yes, but no denying the woman is a head turner. probably has issues, but then, who doesn't? i'd personally be quite happy with a guy like gabriel- fine as fine can be, makes good money and fine as fine can be!! i do agree, she sucks as an actress!

PitBullLover

did anyone see that POS 2007 movie Perfect Stranger with Bruce Willis and her in it?

She SUCKS as an actress, Monsters Ball was a shocking for its racial BS content for the era of the movie and she was ok in that but Oscar material? No freaking way. Heath Ledger was good in that movie...... Halle can't really act her way out of a paper bag and if she had NOT gotten a nose job she would not be raking in millions of bucks for those stupid Revlon commercials which is all she does anymore anyway. She is NOT a good actress. She gets by on her re-done looks.

Period. What was the last movie this bitch made anyway?

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Maybe she dumped him because she ran over another person and it's about to be revelaled, so he can no longer blackmail her into their SHAM of a marriage.

stfu

Overrated bitch will die alone and bitter.

She's getting old and she's not even that hot anymore.

Anonymous

I knew there had to be a reason guys just keep leaving her ass. Turns out she's just a f*cking bitch.

Dooby-Scoo

She won her Oscar for doing soft core porn. She gets in an accident and then flees the scene. She spent how many years with him and had a child with him and HE'S a loser? What's that make her?

tch

Just ask the last three guys she was married to. Hey Halle, heard Lawrence Taylor may be interested in some strange.

The Oracle

Ungrateful wench. Old saying: beauty is only skin deep, uglyness is clear through. It appears that Halle lacks inward beauty.