Rated R for language, adult situations, and nudity. Lots and lots of nudity.
Robert
uh, "rated R for:" ...you forgot *drug use*
...duh
Paul
LiLo should sue you for besmirching her.
Paul's Asian Gay Lover
And you should be ass-raped for not returning my calls ..
tch
Nice. Oh, hope you don't get sued like E-trade.
8 inches
"Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Dr. Lindsay Lohan. Go get her."
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