How the other half lives

Celine Dion hasn't even moved into her new $20 million mansion/waterpark on Jupiter Island in Florida and already her neighbors hate her. And not because of that stupid song from Titanic. From the National Enquirer:
Neighbors rage that Celine Dion's a big drip and hurting the environment because six deep wells she dug at her $20 million dream home on ritzy Jupiter Island, Fla., are sucking up scarce, precious fresh water -- just so she and son Rene-Charles can splash around in two Olympic-size pools, a twisty slide and a lazy river. Fumed one neighbor: "I don't know how she got permits. The government is usually pretty restrictive with stuff like that!" (Print Edition - 5/31)
Clearly this neighbor is just jealous that Celine's lazy river is longer than hers. Or maybe she's just mad that she had to reroute her equestrian trail because of Celine's new half-mile-long driveway. Either way, I know how these two could settle their dispute . . . MONEY FIGHT!!!

God dammit I hate the rich.

*14 pics total in the gallery:

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  • Ok,Clearly this neighbor is just jealous that Celine's lazy river is longer than hers. Or maybe she's just mad that she had to reroute her equestrian trail because of Celine's new half-mile-long driveway.

  • paradice

    maybe tigers kids can play there when they visit him lol. by the way her house is on the beach side of the road not the inlet side so to most of of trasure coast beach a boater we dont have to look at it. who cares wory about yourselves

  • Diego Fernando Favaro

    She wants to sink Titanic in her own swimming pool!

  • ok,Thnx for sharing this stuff. This is so in time because I am going through pains like it, moreover I am exactly considering attempting this myself.

  • Acemeister

    French soulless river pig!

  • Lisa

    Makes me want a water park in my backyard!

  • ok,It's incredibly precious post. I can add that resource having extremely pleasant things to try.

  • Gianna

    Hurting the environment?

    One of the things I hate even more than dumb celebrities are environmental wackos.

  • Joe, Average

    that house is so tacky


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