Sophie Monk is good at bike riding

First of all, I don't even know who the hell Sophie Monk is, but I've written about her before, so she must be famous. And second of all, shut the hell up. From Australia's news.com.au:
"I have big boobs which I hate. They are so annoying. I wish they were smaller," the ex-Goldy girl tells Grazia magazine.

Monk tells the mag about her body image woes, saying she doesn't like looking too skinny either.

"It's not an attractive look, clothes hang off you. I prefer to have a little bit of curve; that definitely looks better. My legs are long but my body is too short. Then you know what? I look at myself and think, 'Well it's got me this far. I can't look too bad'!"
It's pretty clear what Sophie's doing here. She doesn't hate her tits -- she just likes bringing them up in conversation to highlight the fact that they're pretty nice to look at. It'd be like if I started a sentence with: "You know, having a 10" penis isn't all it's cracked up to be" -- and I was talking to my accountant.

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[Pacific Coast News]
  • Alex
  • Jerma

    i would eat her shit with a spoon.

  • bob

    have you seen her tits!?

    i saw a screen shot from a film she got nude in....well all i can say is they look good covered...then when un-covered my hard on would go so very quickly.

    an yeah she is kinda fugly also.

    great body though otherwise.

  • Anonymous

    UH

    EXCUSE

    ME

    SOPHIE

    BUT

    YOUR TITS ARE NOT BIG, YOU VAIN, UNGRATEFUL IMBECILE

    THEY ARE PRETTY NORMAL CONSIDERING YOU RARELY EAT.

    I HATE WHEN MODELS/ACTRESSES SAY STUPID SHIT. SHE SOUNDS LIKE GWYNETH PALTROW

    IM SO FAT!!!

  • Zelda

    God I find her face so ugly.

    And her body is like a Piccasso---each piece looks alright on it's own, but when you put it all together.

    Why are they still trying to convince us she is hot?

  • Pat_McGroin

    All this thing does is ride around on a bicycle having her photo taken. As an Australian, this is a national embarrassment. She was in a contrived, reality TV based pop group which reached the heights of obscurity. But it did provide her with a minimal public profile, which she has cunningly crafted into a highly unsuccessful movie career. So it must be time for another car accident, or maybe some more photos of here riding around on a bicycle. Hey, look at at that! Here she is now, riding a bike. Stop the presses! Sophie Monk is doing something of absolutely no interest whatsoever. Call out the paparazzi. No more photos please. Just do yourself a favour a get a job at Taco Bell or Wal-Mart and wake up to yourself. You are not an actress. You are nobody.

  • Seriously

    Her boobs are average, she looks like a pig, and according IMDB she has been in all of this bull shit stuff(Posted below) no one has watched but don't let any of this stop these celebrity blogs from posting about her.

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    1. The Legend of Awesomest Maximus (2010) (post-production) .... Princess Ellen

    ... aka "National Lampoon's the Legend of Awesomest Maximus" - USA (alternative title)

    2. Hard Breakers (2010) (post-production) .... Lindsay Greene

    3. Spring Break '83 (2010) .... Brittney

    4. Murder World (2009) .... Brooke

    ... aka "Pearblossom" - International (English title) (new title), USA (working title)

    ... aka "Life Blood" - USA (DVD title)

    5. The Hills Run Red (2009) (V) .... Alexa

    6. Spring Breakdown (2009) .... Mason Masters

    7. "Entourage" .... Juliette (1 episode, 2007)

    - The Day Fuckers (2007) TV episode .... Juliette

    8. Sex and Death 101 (2007) .... Cynthia Rose

    9. Click (2006/I) .... Stacy

    10. Date Movie (2006) .... Andy

    11. Blink 182: Greatest Hits (2005) (V) .... Love Interest (segment "Always")

    12. London (2005/I) .... Lauren

    13. Pool Guys (2005) (TV) .... Janet

    14. The Mystery of Natalie Wood (2004) (TV) .... Marilyn Monroe

  • Yeah

    They're also lopsided. And your face is kind of piggish.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah right she hates her tits.

    As fake as she looks, first thing she would have done after arriving in LA is buy bolt ons if she didn't have real ones.

    Her aren't even that big. She needs to stand next to Christine Hendricks or Julia Benson.

  • Dawn

    I can't blame her. I would feel bad too. Her boobs are awful saggy and floppy looking. They should stand up and stick straight out like missle cones. It doesn't look like her nipples are perky either. Poor girl.


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