Sandra Bullock is a single mom now

Sandra Bullock adopted a baby

Sandra Bullock went from "not speaking to the media for months" to "surprise, I'm getting a divorce and adopting a baby." Wow, she really knows how to make a splash. From People:

"He's just perfect, I can't even describe him any other way," Bullock reveals exclusively in the new issue of PEOPLE, announcing that she is the proud mother of Louis Bardo Bullock, a 3½-month-old boy, born in New Orleans. "It's like he's always been a part of our lives."

Bullock, 45, and husband Jesse James, 41, began the adoption process four years ago and brought Louis home in January but decided to keep the news to themselves until after the Oscars. Their close friends and family - including James's children Sunny, 6, Jesse Jr., 12, and Chandler, 15 - were essential in keeping the adoption a secret.

Then, just 10 days after the March 7 Oscars, Bullock and James separated following reports James had cheated. Bullock says she is now finalizing the adoption as a single parent.

A "secret adoption"? Yeah, likely story. I'm not accusing Sandra of anything, but she was in New Orleans filming The Blind Side for exactly nine months (no she wasn't). And then she brings home a black baby? You can't really blame Jesse's broken Nazi heart for jumping to conclusions about Sandra sleeping with a non-Aryan and going on a revenge cheating spree of his own. Especially since . . . ADOPTION IS ILLEGAL IN NEW ORLEANS!!! (no it's not)

NOTE: I'm assuming Julia Roberts' picture next to the "World Most Beautiful People 2010" headline is some kind of terrible terrible mistake by the copy editor. Hopefully he gets fired over that.

Johnny Eumarr

Louis scores. (But wait till his bio mom and dad show up--separately--in Brentwood.)

JC

That kid will be better off materially, I guess. But psychologically? Does Sandy know any black people other than him?

someone

I think its a wonderful thing, she saw a baby that needed a home and she took him home with her, he will have a wonderful life..whats wrong with that??? Nicole and Tom Cruise adopted a black son, were they doing something wrong also..Meg Ryan adopted a beautiful little chinese girl, was that wrong???

8 inches

The color of that baby has to absolutely enrage Jessie. Good idea Sandra.

Barry "The Commie" Obama

White people buying black people. I thought that ended in 1865. I guess Hollywood is exempt. Hmmm.

Anonymous

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The timing of the trophy baby sheesh, so sick of celebs and their PR stunts.

caden canyon twitter.com/i_pad

Oh, snap! You're right. She didn't "adopt", she BOUGHT, just like eeeeevery other celeb does. And a BLACK baby??? Sooooo transparent.

If she MUTILATES him, she's on my shitlist forever!

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