Paula Abdul leaving BOA Steakhouse in Santa Monica (4/27)

Note to Paula Abdul: You're not Jason Bourne. Settle the fuck down. From E!:
As a handful of photographers stood outside the Ole Henriksen salon in West Hollywood yesterday waiting for Paula Abdul to exit, an eyewitness tells E! News that one of them dropped his phone by Abdul's parked Range Rover and had to crawl underneath the SUV to retrieve it.

Shortly after, three deputies from the West Hollywood branch of the L.A. County Sheriff's Department  arrived on the scene. Illegal oil change? Nope. Our source says the boys in blue asked the paps if one of them had put a tracking device under Abdul's car, explaining that the former American Idol judge was concerned for her safety. While the eyewitness says no one was cited in the incident, Abdul was a bit shaken up...

"Everything was cool, but the people in the salon made a big deal," says the source. "Paula did not want to ride in her own car."

Sure enough, a little while later, a man and a woman—possibly Abdul's assistants—showed up at the salon, and the man drove off in Abdul's SUV. The woman, in another vehicle, pulled in front of the salon and Abdul quickly walked out, got in the backseat and ducked down.
Putting a tracking device on Paula Abdul's car is like putting a tracking device on Bill from Accounting's car. I don't really care what he's doing or where he is. Besides, if you want to know where Paula's going, you don't need to follow her around -- just wait out in front of a Walgreens or CVS.

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  • JackAssin

    She needs a guy to dive on her meat.

  • SecretDancer

    I'm pretty sure after someone kills themselves in front of your house, you're gonna be a little paranoid after that. Wow. You people never consider anything. Go write about something more interesting.

  • Upskt Celebs

    Hell no, she was right for doing that. If some twat poopoorazzi was crawling under her car they deserved it, considering all the slimy things a lot of them do.


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