Paris Hilton is single, bouncy

Paris Hilton leaving BOA Steakhouse in West Hollywood (4/7)

E! is claiming that Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt broke up again. This definitely calls for a sad face :(

Despite rumors that the two were on their way to wedded bliss, a source tells E! the couple recently split up and that Paris is the one who broke it off. "Obviously she broke up with him," says our source.

Wow, it only took two sentences into this story for Paris to come off as a miserable cunt.

The reported split comes after weeks of Hilton and Reinhardt being photographed out separately. While Paris spent Easter with her family in Palm Springs, Reinhardt was in Aspen with his family.

Meanwhile, this weekend, Paris has been living it up looking single in Las Vegas where she partied at Wet Republic and Tao (where, coincidentally, Kim Kardashian's ex Reggie Bush was also seen, though a source tells E! that Hilton and Bush did not interact).

And there you go. Paris is such a huge slut that the media actually has to clarify that she did not in fact fuck someone even though she was in the same room with them at the same time. Her grandparents must be so proud.*

*her parents actually are proud

*12 pics total in the gallery:

[WENN]

pak

sister nicky is on some serious shit. look at her eyes in every picture!

paris

thank god for push up bras

Anon

Guys needs to stop aiming their unborn children into her left eye. She's going to go blind from all that semen.

Then, not only would we have to continue to suffer this chick, we would also have to support with our tax dollars because she'd be disabled.

Isis

STOP HATING ON PARIS EVERYONE! She's awesome, gorgeous, stunning, angel, flawless, etc.

wawa

I read none of the article.

But count me among the Paris fans. She has a smoking hot body and an exotic face that I find attractive. She's herpetic? Because she's slept with a few men? What the fuck? OK so she may not be Albert Einstein, but if you can honestly say you wouldn't hit that, you're a gayer man than I.

Isis

Shaking and crying. Thanks for saying this. <3

Lew

This bitch is a herpes infested SKANK! If anyone thinks she is a beautiful flower and an american icon then this country is in huge trouble to have people living in it that think that way!

Paul

Wash your mouth out with soap. Paris is one of the most flawlessly beautiful women of all time. In addition to her great natural beauty (no plastic) she is highly intellegent, talented, rich, and has a wonderful personality. Millions of fans worldwide love and admire her. BTW, she is also the U.S. Ambassadour of Nice to the world.

Anonymous

Wait...let's get this straight. He needs to wash his mouth out with soap because he states she can suck a dick which she does on VIDEO.

Yet you stated above, "Oh, and I'd sodimize that ass with an eggplant just so I could lick her tears."

Seems to me that YOU need that bar of soap after him.

Isis

LOL! You wish you had her money and half the game she gets.

Lew

I will admit she has had more women than I have! But she is NOT attractive in the least. paris having herpes is common knowledge because her prescriptions were leaked to the public. That was years ago. As far as the money goes! Who wouldn't want that much money gained the easy way? Inheritance! The talentless HAG!

Isis

WOW, that was low. You are an awful humam being.

Lew

I retract the talentless part! She can suck a mean dick! If you haven't watched her videos you really should! She does have talent in that area

Master yoda

Seems Paris and Kim BOTH have a fondness for eggplants.

To her credit, when Paris can resist shopping in the "Juniors" section, she can look fairly decent.

Anonymous

This is just more bad publicity put out by the Evil Sam and her PR flacks. Paris is a beautiful flower and an American icon who is worshipped througout the world. Girls want to be like her and men want to be with her.

Oh, and I'd sodimize that ass with an eggplant just so I could lick her tears.

Kisses!

Anonymous

Paul, you are and continue to remain an idiot.

Whippet

You still don't get it that Paul is a regular here and known for his sarcasm. He means the opposite of what he is writing.

Oops.

Anonymous

Which Paul are you talking about? Sometimes he f*cks up like he did right now and posts under the wrong pseudonym. LOL

"Paul" is this nice PR flak in written form. Then there's at least two other names this dude goes by which (example: this "Anonymous" one) where he talks trash like the rest of us.

I think he even answers own posts contradicting himself. Maybe he isn't being sarcastic but just has too many voices in his head.

Isis

OMG I'M SO HAPPY!!!! DOUG JUST WANTED PARIS' MONEY!!! SHE DID THE RIGHT THING! DON'T YOU GUYS LOVE PARIS FOR BEING IN VEGAS PARTYING IT UP WITH KIM KARDASHIAN'S EX??? HEHEH KIM IS A BIG SLUT, CUNT, SKANK, ETC. PARIS IS A GOOD GIRL. PLEASE DELETE THE PART THAT YOU SAY SHE'S A SLUT. BYE.

Anonymous

Isis is an expert on celebs. If she says good things about someone you better believe it.

omgitshenry

Hey, Kanye, your CAPS Lock key is loud, and so is the howling sound that Paris' vagina makes when the wind blows.

Isis

NO. TRY AGAIN.

Anonymous

CAPS LOCK, retard.