Doug Reinhardt is an idiot

Paris Hilton at the US Weekly Hot Hollywood Style Party at Drai's nightclub in Hollywood (4/22)

Radar claims that Doug Reinhardt spent $2 million on that bow-legged freak Paris Hilton during their 18-month relationship. As in dollars. 2 million dollars. What an idiot.

“Doug never used Paris. He spent 2 million dollars on her over the course of a year and a half,” a source revealed to RadarOnline.com. “She never once paid for a single thing.”

During the course of their relationship they had been to Fiji, Hawaii, Aspen and Anguilla among other places.

“Between flying private, private islands, etc... in reality he paid for everything!”

Doug was also known to lavish her with gifts including a baby teacup Pomeranian, Chanel watch, and custom-made diamond jewelry.

Doug realizes he was dating Paris Hilton not Princess Di, right? You don't exactly have to sweep her off her feet to get her to fuck you.* Dropping $2 million on that bitch is like going into a Subway and trying to trade a gold watch for a foot-long cold cut combo. Dude, it's Subway. $5 will do it.

*I pulled this quote straight from Paris' high school yearbook

*25 pics total in the gallery:

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Johnny Eumarr

You can invent a frozen burrito?

I liked this line: "they had been to Fiji, Hawaii, Aspen and Anguilla among other places."

J-Dizzy

He may not have the bank but his step father does. His step father made a fortune as the inventor of the first frozen burrito and then as the owner of the second largest mexican frozen food company in the US and is the owner of the historic Mission Inn. Sure he hooks the kid up with some cash.

Caden Canyon http://www.twitte

Look at those old, old lady feet. WOWZERS!

Yes, he's stupid in the sense: "SHE'S PARI$ HILTON, YOU $TUPID IDIOT!"

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Dirk The Emperor

So, I guess that works out to about 35 cents a blow job...

Shaniqua A. Farquer

All y'all is just jealous! Buncha haters ya'lls is!

June

Who cares? She is boring and stupid...

Hilarious

It's always funny how some just make stuff up about celebs and then treat it like it's the truth.

Anonymous

Yeah right...I would have believed this story except it started off with Doug Reinhardt having $2 mil laying around to blow on Paris.

Hahahaha....

Nick Manning

Paris Hilton must have the best snatch in the planet. She's not all that, she has big feet, no ass. She does have nice breast. 2 mil on her. So she's also cheap. Man, Paris must have the best snatch around.

tch

More like two million peso's. Doug trades in international currencies.

neorules2112

Paul likes to get anal raped in prison ..

Hong Kong Fooey

Paul's responses are satire.

If you had a sense of humor, you'd be in on the joke. He's mocking these celebutards in his own lovely, talented, highly intelligent, and selfless way.

Isis

Yeah, like he has 2 million dollars! Please stop hating on Paris.

Paul

Amen. This is pure baseless anti-Paris propaganda. Ms. Paris is a lovely, talented, highly intellegent and selfless person.

me

you, my friend, obviously have a convoluted sense of what 'talent' is

mojojam420

Paris "Paul", using another name isn't going to fool us. We all know you are not lovely, you are untalented, highly unintelligent, and a very selfish person. Please do the world a favor and go into seclusion for the next 50 years.