Michelle Hunziker bikini pics! (Miami - 4/5)

That's Swiss actress and model Michelle Hunziker in Miami yesterday. According to the guy at the smoothie stand with a 3-day-old raging erection, she's been there all weekend. Because when you have huge boobs, beaches are your home. It's the only place you feel accepted. After all, isn't acceptance the ultimate goal of life? It's why I only hang out at Tough Man competitions.

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  • Superman

    She looks kinda weird in these pics like in a skanky vampire way. She definitely doesn't look the same as her airbrushed modeling pics.

    And yes, the tattoo is a turn-off. Tattoos indicate a low self-esteem. The only good thing to say is at least she didn't get a tramp stamp.

  • Johnny Eumarr

    Not that hot by super-model standards. Too thin, boobs are off, face is a 3.

  • Paul

    She is at least as hot as Courtney Love, and that means she is smoking hot.

  • Paul

    She has such a lovely pale whiteness, and a beautiful body. She could compete with America's Sweetheart, Courtney Love, for sexiest pale goddess.

  • Anu

    Ah this bikini looks much better than the Ed Hardy one she wears on other pics.

    I still don't like her - and I can't stand people who always complain about tattoos.

    I would never regret mine (and I am 40 already not 18) - and nobody has to look at it if he doesn't like.

    What I can't stand even less are tattoed people who compain about getting tattoed when they were young - what about thinking first or at least standing to yourself even if you make a wrong decision - ridiculous.

  • Dex Dexter

    The tattoo is a turn off, but apart from this, she's a 10.


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