Michelle Hunziker bikini pics! (Miami - 4/5)That's Swiss actress and model Michelle Hunziker in Miami yesterday. According to the guy at the smoothie stand with a 3-day-old raging erection, she's been there all weekend. Because when you have huge boobs, beaches are your home. It's the only place you feel accepted. After all, isn't acceptance the ultimate goal of life? It's why I only hang out at Tough Man competitions.