Melissa Smith aka "Whore #2"

It's been a big week for Sandra Bullock. Not only did she get a new kid and a divorce, but she also got an apology from Whore #2 Melissa Smith. And it even had a cover sheet! Everything's coming up Sandra! The letter:

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This Melissa chick obviously has no clue what it means to exercise sound judgment. After sleeping with another woman's husband, destroying her marriage, and publicly humiliating her in front of millions of people, she offers to discuss the matter "in person"? The only way this whore could make a worse decision is if she wore white after Labor Day or greenlit another Indiana Jones movie.

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  • Pat_McGroin

    Mmmm, let's see. This tattooed tranny or Sandra Bullock? Tough choice.

  • kyste

    Why, oh why would someone even approach that thing when you've got Sandra Bullock back home?

  • Jimbob

    She looks like a tranny Sandra Bullock impersonator


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