Madonna has too much money

Madonna dressed like she's 15, not 50, leaving Morimoto restaurant in New York (3/18)

Want to know the secret to getting rid of cellulite once you hit 50? A time machine to go back to your 20s. From the New York Daily News:

Is Madonna trying to keep up with her 23-year-old boy toy, Jesus Luz? The 51-year-old reportedly shelled out $75,000 for a machine that claims to be "a miracle cure" for cellulite; it supposedly exiles dimpling through the use of acoustic shock waves. Madge is certainly the ideal candidate for the mechanism: manufacturers suggest users already possess "good muscle tone."

Madonna's an idiot. Exercising, dieting, and healthy living isn't what makes her boyfriend interested in her. It's her ~~inner beauty~~ ~~charming personality~~ bank account balance. One day Madonna will realize that with so much money and fame, she can become a fat piece of worthless shit and gold-digging jackasses will still want to marry her. And on that day, she will finally know what it's like to be Barbara Streisand.

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bill

i like madonna more tha kurtney. madonna was and is hot.

tch

The inner thigh on Madonna certainly resembles the entrance through the gates of Hell. The older she gets the more she looks like Coutney Love. Yuk.

Paul

Courtney Love is kind of cute in a mature way, and can be funny at times. Madonna is repulsive all the time. Don't insult Courtney by comparing her to Madonna.

Tom

Oh wow. I think this is the first legit post I have ever seen you make Paul. Congrats. =D

Paul

I hate to say this, but the only thing attractive about Madonna is her awesome paleness. The rest of her is an affront to American womanhood.