Lindsay Lohan at Day 3 of the Coachella Music and Arts Festival in Indio, CA (4/18)

Earlier this month in an interview with Radar, Dr. Drew said he would go to extreme lengths to get Lindsay Lohan the help she so obviously needs:
"If she were my daughter, I would pack her car full with illegal substances, send her on her way, call the police, and make sure she was arrested. I would  make sure she was not allowed to get out of jail. I would then go to the judge and make sure she was ordered to a minimum of a three year sobriety program."
Of course hyperbolic pussies everywhere were shocked by the comments, claiming that such action would put Lindsay at risk of being beaten or even *gasp* -- shot -- by the police (like cops shoot white people now or something lol). And of course Lindsay responded to the comments in a predictably childish manner. She told Gossip Cop:
"[Dr. Drew's] such a loser… He’s not a real doctor, he’s a celebrity doctor."
Yeah Lindsay, you tell him! I mean, since when does getting your MD from the Keck School of Medicine at USC, interning at Huntington Memorial Hospital in Pasadena, being Board Certified by both the American Board of Internal Medicine and American Board of Addiction Medicine, and being a certified member of both the American Society of Addiction Medicine and the American College of Physicians make you a "real doctor." Seems to me that anyone could do all the stuff if they had a spare 30 years or so.

*5 pics total in the gallery:

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  • Comicus

    Dr. Drew doesn't care what Celebs say, he just tells them the cold truth. I can't find fault in a man who does that.

    Vapid moronic people hate honesty. It goes against everything they are and because of their stupidity, they can only exacerbate the altercation by firing off a ill-thought out statement that only magnifies their own lack of understanding of what they really are.

    In the mean time, the rest of us get to make fun of the faux-celeb's Chimp-like remark and by using it in Radio show skits and stand-up routines.

    I wish these 'F' listers would just dress up as a pina'ta so we could at least get to use our new baseball bats. on Rodeo drive.

  • PoopOnLindsay

    Even if Drew was a fake doctor, he can still say whatever the f*** he wants. If he wants to lock his kids up after filling their car with all that wasted goodness and wasted money... let him. I personally wouldnt spend that much money on my kids but i guess when you have that many tv shows and that many addicts around, drugs come cheap. So lindsay... do us all a favor... stuff your face in your "baby powder" and never come up for air.

    P.S. Your movies suck.

  • Lissa

    LOVE Dr. Drew!! Been listening/watching him 20 years prior to Lindsay and will be watching him 20 years after she kills herself.

    He's right, her parents won't step in and take care of her or help her out, and the jab was more to her family and the people closest to her than to her herself. It's really sad that no one cares about anything in that family but being on the front page of US and making money. HE is definitely not out for cash, he knows what he's talking about, and people and shows come to him because he is good at what he does. People pay for the best, and if that makes him a celebrity doctor, oh well.

  • Karen

    Been listening to the good Dr. since he was on Loveline with Adam Carolla and the man is one smart guy. He has got amazing credentials and he seriously cares about these celebrity losers for whatever reason. Lindsay needs to get her shit together before she becomes another Corey Haim. I look back at her work in the Parent Trap and cannot believe she is the same person. What a complete and utter TRAGEDY!

  • brian

    Although Dr. Drew's solution is really extreme Lindsay needs help. those who say Lindsay has no talent should actually see who early movies in which she is quite good but she has basically ruined what would have been a promising acting career. I don't think she's Oscar talent but she was quite good. As Much as I like to poke fun At her I hope she get's her shit together and gets a major attitude adjustment and focuses on her career father then staying up until 5am partying every night and getting wasted. She sets a bad example for her sister by taking her to bars. And I doubt Ali will learn from Lindsay's mistakes as Lindsay failed to learn from her father's mistakes. She Tried cocaine because her father had done it and she was curious knowing full well the trouble her father had with drugs.i don't think her mother is helping in fact I think she is the one who is encouraging her. Her father is not helping by trying to sell her secrets for cash.

  • Mitch Haase

    I offered Lindsey $50 for a blowjob outside of Hyde and before she could answer me she puked on my shoes.

  • Comicus

    HA! I offered her 30 buck for a suck too that same night! HAHA! That explains why she was doing the deed, her breath smelled like vomit!

  • Anonymous

    Are people here actually defending Lindsay Lohan? Hah, so laughable...

  • Elisa

    Lindsay Lohan is such a loser...She is not a real actress, she is a celebrity actress!

  • katie

    "Publicity"?? For what?

    She hasn't made anything since mean girls and they erased her from the kids video game just made. She's not a good actor, the only thing people know her from is Parent Trap and Mean Girls. What makes you think this is ruse?!?

  • thewaymouth

    If Dr. Drew filled his kids' car with illegal drugs, sent them on their way and then called the cops, it could and should then be HE who went to jail for setting up someone else for false arrest. If I were the judge in that case I'd throw away the key on him...

    This "doctor" says he does not know Lindsay or if she has a problem, but he prescribes a treatment anyway. He could say the same thing about the president or anyone else for that matter. Drew is a sham. Lindsay's own father uses the media to relentlessly nag and humiliate his daughter, and Drew seconds that attack. Drew compounds her father's behavior, adding to her stress by pig-piling on...

    Lindsay is right. Drew is not a real doctor. He is not professional. He has no ethics. Privacy means nothing to him. Drew-gooder is a celebrity shrink, out for celebrity and riches. He gloms off the glam of others for his own pathetic addiction to fame. He is the one who needs an intervention. Shame on him.

  • La bamba

    Troll alert.

  • Truth

    Yes, defend the drug-addicted sloot who squandered her copious talent and defame the doctor who, unlike every other politically correct flake in Hollywood, suggests an effective, if radical, solution.

    Congratulations: you lose at life.

  • mork

    THIS

  • dxbravo

    Such a mess, and so hot...

  • Nudgie

    When asked for comment, Dr. Drew said, "Lindsey's such a loser...she's not a REAL drug addict...she's a CELEBRITY drug addict."

  • fi.j

    Haha!

  • Paul

    LiLo said it, she meant it, and it must be so. All this addiction stuff is a ruse on LiLo's part. It get her publicity and makes her seem exotic. Also it is expected of A list Hollywood Celebs. So, Lilo pretends. In actuality, she adhores drugs, legal and illegal, and does not like alcohol.

  • Neorules2112

    Paul needs to have his penis attached back on

  • Anonymous

    Paul is "exotic" too. In his defense, he has stated in the past that he likes to forcibly stick eggplants up girls' rectums so he can lick their tears.


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