Larry King and Shawn Southwick in L.A. (4/15)

Believe it or not, these pictures of Larry King and his wife Shawn Southwick were taken after they both filed for divorce on Wednesday. So why does Shawn look so happy? Because that dumbass Larry never signed a prenup. From Access Hollywood:
King’s attorney confirmed to Access that the couple did not have a prenup, but noted there was another agreement in place that would be brought up during their divorce proceedings. When Access inquired about their other agreement, King’s attorney said he could not go into the details of it.

King’s lawyer also told Access, “He wants this to be an amicable divorce. His major concern is the welfare of his children. Beyond that he is not commenting about the divorce.”
When I first heard about Larry and Shawn's split, the first thing I thought was: "Oh no. What a horrific tragedy for their children" "What a dumb bitch -- she just needed to hold out for a couple of more months and she would have inherited everything." Knowing now that they didn't have a pre-nup, of course the only thought that comes to mind is: "What the fuck took her so long?"

NOTE: Obviously Larry hasn't learned the famous proverb "Fool me once, shame on you -- Fool me eight times, and I'm a complete jackass that deserves whatever I get."

*11 pics total in the gallery:

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  • Thumbnail: Larry King Prenup 5
  • Thumbnail: Larry King Prenup 1
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  • Acemeister

    Golum! Tricksies has taken his precious.

  • jerk

    Has Larry ever dated Elizabeth Taylor? It seems like a natural match. Except she's not a semi/pseudo-attractive blond.

  • Kate

    They look like 2 prunes.

  • kittykat

    omigawd....they are both skeletor gross.

  • tch

    Ah, Larry is like 77 years old. At this stage of the game he could spend a million dollars a month and never use all of his wad of dough. And that is after going halves with his soon to be ex. He can afford to screw up and I guess screw his sister inlaw.

  • The Oracle

    Larry's mind has atrophied. Let this be a lesson on what being a flaming liberal does to one's mind. It shrinks the brain into a tiny dried up walnut.

  • Renton

    gross bunions


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