Bitter beer face!

Are Larry King and his wife Shawn Southwick reconsidering their divorce? Um, I don't know. Why are you asking me? I thought you knew. From Radar:

“Larry King and Shawn met with a counselor today,” the talk show host’s spokesman Howard Rubenstein tells RadarOnline.com.  “It was decided there would be no divorce activity for two weeks as several issues need to be discussed and resolved.”

Of course they're not getting a divorce. Larry finally realized that he never signed a prenup and Shawn knows that she just has to wait it out for a few more weeks before she inherits everything. It's relationships like these, between multimillionaire octogenarians and money-grubbing succubi, that can teach us all a thing or two about what it truly means to be in love -- oops, that last part came out wrong. I meant to say, "It's relationships like these that make me question the existence of God."

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