Lady Gaga wants a new body

Lady Gaga leaving her hotel in London (3/1)

Apparently Lady Gaga is unhappy with herself and wants to get Heidi Montag-levels of plastic surgery. Yeah, that should fix everything. From Showbiz Spy:

According to Britain’s Now magazine, the Bad Romance singer — whose real name is Stefani Germanotta — is feeling so down about herself, she’s planning to go under the knife in a desperate bid to beat her depression.

"She’s desperately unhappy but keeps talking about having thousands of dollars worth of plastic surgery. She really thinks that could fix everything. She’s in a really bad way right now. She puts up such a guard that no one ever really knows what she’s feeling. She thinks she looks too manly and spends hours looking at herself.

"She’s thinking about a whole host of cosmetic procedures, including a nose job, cheek implants, boob job and thigh and bum lift. She’s completely preoccupied with overhauling her looks. Everyone’s worried about her and is begging her to take a break and get some perspective and work on her self-confidence. She could be relaxing, but she won’t slow down."

Wait a second. Are you telling me that a woman who dresses up in clown costumes for attention doesn't like her own appearance? The hell you say. Maybe she'd feel better about herself if she didn't wear outfits that looked like she just came out of one of Tim Burton's wet dreams. At this point, there's only one way Gaga could improve her looks: convert to Islam and start wearing a burqa.

NOTE: When Kelly Osbourne thinks you're ugly (see here), you just might be.

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Croatia

awful bbooodyy???she is PERFECT!GR8 BUTT AND ABS!!! And she is absolutely beautiful!!whenever I say Lady Gaga guys around tell:that hot chick!

NOOOO :(

No, please dont do it!! Remember, a lot of us look up to you & we love you for who you are. The haters have nothing better to say than the'man jokes' because they're haters & have to go as far as calling you a man. Your true fans know that youre a woman!!

NOOOO :(

No, please dont do it!! Remember, a lot of us look up to you & we love you for who you are. The haters have nothing better to say than 'man jokes' because they're haters & have to go as far as calling you a man. Your true fans know that youre a woman!!

Stephy2485

Whoa. I can't even believe this. I LOVE Lady Gaga and I definitely want her body if she doesn't!! She has a beautiful body and a lovely face and a stand-out voice and LOADS of talent.

Loooove her.

someone

I would be okay with her covering up the body she has..shes fugly as hell..and a freak!

Dawn

I think it would be OK to eat her.

naro

she needs boobs not them pancakes she is sporting

kishkish

i don t care about lady gaga but your comments after the quote are just retarded. It s like you re trying to show off with some lame cultural references (wow great! you know who tim burton is!) but actually it s just totally stupid bullshit.

Anonymous

You sound fat.

neorules2112

I just wanna kick this she-male in the dick.

Also Paul you are flaming queer ..

Jake

Lady Gaga, sweetie. Listen.

You're twenty-something.

If you already need a butt lift, you may as well just hang it up dear.

Paul

Lady GaGa is a super talented, cutting edge designer of high fashion, as well as a recognized international fashionista. Her costumes are the height of international fashion, for those in the know. Of course one cannot expect knucke draggers and mouth breathers to appreciate such talent. They probably buy their clothes at Walmart or Penny's.

Now the Lady has mused that she might like her curves to be just a little bit more pronounced,

v4vendetta14

Good news!!! Spain just performed the first complete face transplant. We need to get ol Lady on the list. Her awful body isn't her problem...