Kate Gosselin at The Grove in West Hollywood (4/12)

Um, I think Kate Gosselin borrowed Paris Hilton's spray tan machine and used it over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. In other words, she'll fit right in when she moves to Hollywood. From Star:
Is Kate Gosselin moving to Tinseltown? The Dancing With the Stars contestant and mother of eight has been checking  out real estate in Los Angeles.

"Now that Kate has tasted the excitement of Hollywood, there is no way that she is going to return to Pennsylvania," a friend reportedly told PopEater's Rob Shuter. "She is looking at homes in the Hollywood Hills in gated communities in the $2 million range. Kate is insisting the properties she sees have a pool, at least six bedrooms, an outdoor hot tub and, bizarrely, a recording studio!"
If Kate is looking to buy a house with a recording studio, does that mean she's actually planning on making an album? That's just retarded. If someone wants to hear Kate's ear-splitting screeching over and over again, they don't need to wait until she releases a record. They can just marry her.

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  • T.

    I do not like Kate at all, but she is probably the only friggen person buying those mansions with tons and tons of rooms and actually has a USE for them all.

  • tch

    Hey, Kate is a money generating machine. Court documents revealed not only had she been making seven figures but also invested wisely. Net worth in excess of 3 million and sure to keep making seven figures with her books, TLC contract and personal appearances. No thanks to her douche husband. Give her credit for work ethic and money smarts.

  • wawa

    do-able

  • 8 inches

    Careful Kate. Snooki might sue you for stealing her look.

  • Tom

    Id like to know how she can afford this. a $2 mil home? Then you gotta think about taxes and shit. The woman has no talents, no skills of any sorts, no job. I dont understand people these days.

  • Anonymous

    She is a nurse. A RN.

  • hujuh

    milf alert!

  • Paul

    The new fit, slim, and tanned Kate will fit right in with the Hollywood Celeb gang. She is a natural and has really nice boobs.

  • dxbravo

    Nice tits, bad kankles...


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