Just shut up
Jessica Simpson and the twins
Note to Jessica Simpson: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Talking = Dumb. From Fox:
And speaking of beauty and body parts, what feature does Simpson treasure most about herself?
“I like my nose, that’s my favorite body part,” she said. “I do have a bump, but I like my profile – I don’t think anyone else has my exact same nose, I think it’s unique and a little flawed.”
Jessica’s favorite body part is her nose? Give me a break. That’s as ridiculous as Ron Jeremy saying his favorite appendage is one of his ears. Jessica knows that the only reason she’s famous is because of what’s attached to her chest: her
father tits. Without her tits, Jessica’s just a worthless skank with no talent and a platinum blonde dye job Paris Hilton.