Jessica Simpson and the twins

Note to Jessica Simpson: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Talking = Dumb. From Fox:
And speaking of beauty and body parts, what feature does Simpson treasure most about herself?

“I like my nose, that’s my favorite body part,” she said. “I do have a bump, but I like my profile - I don’t think anyone else has my exact same nose, I think it’s unique and a little flawed.”
Jessica's favorite body part is her nose? Give me a break. That's as ridiculous as Ron Jeremy saying his favorite appendage is one of his ears. Jessica knows that the only reason she's famous is because of what's attached to her chest: her father tits. Without her tits, Jessica's just a worthless skank with no talent and a platinum blonde dye job Paris Hilton.

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  • Greg

    Never understood the hate for Jessica but it is time to stop and just embrace the wonderful woman she is.

  • Alex

    I like Jess she is a sweetheart. Could stand to have alot more like her in HW. She's beautiful.

  • Anonymous

    I'd still hit it. So would 95% of the heterosexual male population. Why all the Jess hate?

  • tch

    Jess, your pregnant knockers look great.

  • Yeah

    I would die happy if I could just spunk in her eyes from in between those tatas.

  • NeoRules2112

    Paul loves gay midget porn ..

  • Paul

    Looking good Jess. What this country needs is a few million more just like you.

    P.S. Hey Celebslam guy, being compared to Paris is a compliment for any woman.


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