Jesse James is cured

Jesse James leaves rehab . . . and then comes back

Jesse James left sex rehab over the weekend. He's cured! Oh wait, nevermind, he's just a baby. From Radar:

Jesse James is back in rehab, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. The troubled husband of Sandra Bullock bolted from Sierra Tucson just days ago after Bullock refused to take on of his phone calls.

RadarOnline.com reported that James was acting erratic but sources close to the situation said his return to rehab was possible. Now James has apparently realized he needs to go back into sex addiction treatment and made up his mind Sunday to go back to Sierra Tucson. He then checked back in.

Not a smart move by Jesse if he's serious about curing his addiction to vagina that's not Sandra Bullock's. You know what's outside the gates of the Sierra Tucson center? Vagina that's not Sandra Bullock's. I don't know, maybe Jesse just needed a quick blowjob from one of the local skanks because his daily methadone treatments weren't working. I'm not one to judge -- especially when it comes to vaginal addiction. Seriously, how many more men have to die before we start funneling some research dollars to finding a cure?

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noway

Just watch this so called 'hunk' of a man, turn to rubber and mush in the next 10 years. He's a has been and this Hollywood actress is blinded by his so called enormous penis. Is she that fickle? Oh yes, she is, she's a hollywood actress. Esthetics are no.1.

Jeff Evans

Um, am I the only man who thinks that Jesse James is about the hottest hunk to walk this planet?

Anonymous

What an idiot. She should show him the door...laugh in his face.

Anonymous

WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? IS THIS HER ATTEMPT AT A BIKER LOOK?

SHE IS SO LAME AND SO D-WHIPPED.

sux to be her. I even knew not to go out with this idiot!

Nameless

You can have her. I think her the list of STDs she has is tattooed directly on her forehead.

Carlos

Come on, that crazy Nazi chick looks like an awesome lay. Who wouldn't want to plow that?

Anonymous

If he thinks that playing the sex rehab card is going to anyway save his marriage and regain the trust he lost to Sandra is actually going to work, he truly is a dumbass. He needed her more than she needed him.

It only works for Tiger because he has a billion dollars in assets and Elin doesn't do sh*t but raise kids and pose for the occasional picture.

Fred

Jesse James is a good man. It's sad to see all these tabloid rumors breaking up the wonderful marriage he had with Ms. Bullock. My heart goes out to him and I pray the truth comes out.

Anonymous

Right on, I blame Sandy