Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey split

Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy in Maui last year

Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy announced their breakup yesterday on Twitter (Jim's here and Jenny's here). What are they, 17? Carrey's publicist told E!:

"Jim and Jenny have recently decided to end their five-year relationship. They are grateful for the many blessings they have shared and wish each other the very best."

Wow, this whole breakup was surprisingly civil considering all the racist things Jim said about Jenny's housekeeper Guadalupe. Don't be fooled by him -- behind that friendly facade is nothing but hate and rage for those less fortunate than him . . . actually I made that up. For all I know, Jim's a really nice guy and only hates Mexicans a little. I just hate when breakups are so damn boring. Thank God for Jesse James and cheap Nazi memorabilia on eBay or this year would have really sucked.

[Pacific Coast News]

tch

What is the recurring theme promoting the Frito Bandido and the great racist failed state of Mexico?

http://www.twitter.com/i_pad

Fu|cking mutilating cu|nt.

http://www.MGMBill.org/

I wish you dead for what you did to your son.

Circumsized member

Mind your own business, idiot.

WoW

First the Kirstie Alley story and now this? Looks like someone has a fresh deck of race cards.

Carlos

Goddamn rubber-faced jerk off. Makes me sick that all he had to do is over-act and smirk for the cameras enough to bang Jenny McCarthy untill she got long in the tooth. He bacame famous for talking out of his asshole, for fucks' sake!

Paul

Its so sad, can't they just get along. Stay together, do it for the children, or society. First Jesse and Sandy, now Jenny and Jim. I want to weep.

NeoRules2112

That's one nice piece of ass ..

pawpaw

I know. He must work out.

David Duke

You are my hero