Everyone's laughing at you Heidi, not with you

One, two, three beachballs

Remember those pictures last month of Heidi Montag on the set of the romantic comedy Just Go With It? "Heidi Montag got a film role? WTF?" -- you thought to yourself. Turns out the only reason she was hired was because she's the biggest freak the producers could find (the "Catwoman of Hollywood" had a prior commitment). From the New York Times:

Last November Ms. Montag, who starred in “The Hills” on MTV, underwent 10 cosmetic procedures including liposuction, buttock and breast augmentation and Botox. Her reward? A torrent of media attention kicked off by a flattering January cover story in People magazine, including before and after photos.

Critics made fun of her, and her own mother was shocked. “She was looking at me almost like I was a zoo animal,” Ms. Montag told People of her first visit home.

But she said in an interview that she is convinced she made the right move. She wants to be a movie actress, and some parts have begun to come in. She recently starred in a video directed by Ron Howard, and she said she was hired for a cameo in an Adam Sandler movie.

Both parts poke fun at women who’ve had too much plastic surgery.

Poke fun at her all you want now, but Heidi will definitely have the last laugh. Because in 40 years -- when she's drinking her dinner out of a straw and communicating through a computer like Stephen Hawking because she can't move her mouth or make facial expressions -- she's the one who will be sitting her grandchildren on her knee and telling them about that time she had a bit part in an Adam Sandler movie and made $1500. You can't buy memories like that folks.

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Johnny Thunder

Her 15 minutes were up, she and peach fuzz boy are desperate to hang to the last minute.

Jen

I can't believe how extreme Hedi has gone to be someone who you can't recognize anymore.

Of course she says she did it for a movie role, but please.

There are actors who like themselves for who they that never get plastic surgery to make be beautiful.

I think she really is misguided. She doesn't really care what anyone thinks.

Anyone can get into the movies. It doesn't matter what you look like.

JIM

Hell if you are a guy then YEAHHH SHE LOOKS SEXy!Just make sure to show her to mom and all your friends so they can tell you what they really think.She looks awful and if are that insecure that you have to get a bunch of plastic surgery to feel better about yourself,then your not playing with a full deck of cards.She is sick!

angel

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Hey, every other race gets to play the race card and whine incessantly about "discrimination", so it's only fair that whites get to complain too. After all, we're the ones working and supporting everyone else, so if we don't get to complain too we might just stop working then who will pay you to be a deadbeat on welfare? And if you don't see the anti-white propaganda in the media then you are an idiot and nothing can be done for you. Sorry, but keep drinking that Kool-Aid, the media doesn't want you to think for yourself (and you're not...good job)!

Tiger

I thought she looked better before this round of surgery. She was already very pretty. She looks very plastic now and in 20 years will she will look like that Catwoman freak if she's lucky. In all honsty I'd still love to smash her back door in but will most likely just tear the handle off myself right now.

Erect

Any hetro male who would say no to this is insane. I'd fill her with a gallon of cum.

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@JimmyI

1. Stop trying to play the victim. The press doesn't *intentionally* pick on "beautiful" white women. Whites are the largest group in the U.S., the majority of Hollywood celebrities, and the majority of the people that the media reports on are white. Logically, white celebrities would face more criticism from entertainment news outlets than non-Whites. In reality, white celebrities don't face as much criticism as non-white celebrities (if they did, it would reflect negatively on viewership). So stop playing the race card and stop playing the victim card.

2. George Lopez is over 50% White and the station executives that allow his show to air are White. They apparently don't find his jokes racist, just self-deprecating. If they don't have a problem with it, why should you.... :)

JimmyI

The girl looks amazing , regardless of what it took..the media just love to laugh at beautiful "White" women ,being a blonde just adds to the hate. if they don't have someone white to pick on they have no news, look at george Lopez the ugliest non funny man on the planet!all he does is bash white people mean while his people jump the border and knock out kids with multiple fathers while we pick up the tab. The double standard in the media perpetuates the hate between cultures.

toink nuddles

i still wanna do her, she's just getting gorgeous everyday, who doen't think this way must been fat bored ladies and all kind of gays (except a lesbian a know)...

Robert

Heidi looks good. The only remaining physically repulsive thing about her is the douche-bag husband. Good call on avoiding being seen with him.

eh

If you want to bang this chick, you are probably more messed up in the head than she is. Just buy a fucking blow up doll.

Anonymous

Heidi is the non slutty version of Pam Anderson and she gets alot a respect from the press.

v4vendetta14

Yeah Chad, despite their various self-important causes, few in Hollywood have a soul.

As for this dumb girl, all that surgery and she is still only mildly attractive. But now with the body of a Porn Star.

Who wants to bet she is planning on divorcing her creepy flesh colored "beard", Spencer as soon as possible? Spencer is gayer than all of Paul's comments combined.

Chad

I will second that Paul (im presuming that is drenched in sarcasm). Im also going to presume that just like a stripper or prostitute, she too is without a soul. May god have mercy on your soul Heidi...

Paul

Heidi is awesome. We need more young women with her combination of super good looks, great intellegence and spirit of adventure. It helps that she has such a handsome, loving and supporting husband as Spencer. He has many awesome atributes in his own right. Someday, if he decides he wants it, Spencer may become a senator, or even president.

JIM

ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS!

Anonymous

Meh only difference between her and a Real Doll is that she can get you a beer from the fridge afterwards.

Still, she might even f*ck that up.

8 inches

In all seriousness, I could jerk it to these pics all day...but then my cock would be more raw than sushi.

Jake

I would absolutely love to bang her. She seems the type that would enjoy being videotaped too. Tha'ts so incredibly hot.

tch

No, I think a lasting memory would be banging this chick all night with a liquor stiff rod.

soyouthinkyourecool.com

I truly feel sorry for this girl, she's so misguided

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