Heidi got $10k

Heidi Montag and her new F-cups

The first thing on my mind when I saw Heidi Montag's ridiculous new body in Vegas on Sunday was, "If her plastic surgeon doesn't lose his license over this, the system has failed." But the second thing was, "I wonder how much money she got to host this event?" As it turns out: $10k. From Rob Shuter at PopEater:

Montag has kept her new body under wraps -- literally -- for months since getting 10 plastic surgery procedures done in one day back in November of 2009. So what better way to reveal her new, enhanced figure than with a staged poolside photo op?

"It was worth every penny. No other celeb in the world could get this much attention posing in a bikini," one insider told me. My source went even further, saying, "The sponsors would rather have Heidi than Angelina!"

I'm assuming Rob's source is talking about Angelina Grinke, famous professional bowler and pride of Abilene, Texas (207 career average!). Because the only people who'd rather hang out with Heidi Montag than Angelina Jolie all have the last name "Montag" -- and in Grandpa Montag's case, it's only because he loves staring at huge tits.

*49 pics total in the gallery:

[Pacific Coast News, WENN]

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This picture is LESS freaky!!!!:

http://tinypic.com/r/112bzt1/5

#omgwtf #fuzzywuzzy

master yoda

$10,000.. that's it?

Heck, I would guess that covers about 20% of her surgery costs.. girl better get to work.

AINTFOOLINME

hon' nobody thinks she is attractive ..TRANSGENDER??

nevah evah feel bad about yo'self ..

check out heidi's very short out of proportion legs ..

she blew up the funbags to distract attention away from them..

if she takes her 6in. shoes off her azz will hit the floor ....rofl

nicole

I'm a female in her 20's, about a size 14 and looking at these pictures definitely makes me want to just jump off a bridge because it makes me feel bad about myself. I know that Heidi's body shouldn't determine the way I look at myself, but obviously when I compare her to myself it does make me feel pretty bad about my body because I look nowhere near like that nor do I think I ever will.

When I look at these pictures, I just realize that this will further push men and women think that is sexy and average women are ugly. It's just such a shame she's getting so much publicity, I would imagine a lot of girls who are younger than me are going to think Heidi is what a girl should look like.

Honestly, I hate Heidi for doing this to herself. She really is a girl with mental problems.

Nameless

Might as well get as much as she can while she can. A couple years from now no one will give a rat's ass what new procedures she's done.

soyouthinkyourecool.com

So sad that she's addicted to plastic surgery at such a young age. By the time she's 50 her boobs will be like hot air balloons

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tch

I love boobs and the bigger the better. The globes on Heidi's chest are more like planets than breast. I'll say it. They are just to freakin big. Heidi, you screwed up.

Paul

It was bargin, behind every successful Heidi is a

Spencer. Spencer is a very fit master of four martial arts, extremely good looking and has a winning personality. Did I mention that he has an awesome intellect and is hung like a stud horse.

Angie Jolie is wierd.

Neorules2112

Her face looks like it will crack if she smiles too much and her knockers look extremely painful ..

Would still nail her in the butt though .

Pat_McGroin

I'll pay her $20K to fuck off & die.

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I'll contribute maaaaaaybe a quarter to that. That's about all she's worth on this planet.