Lindsay Lohan is a thief

Last week it was revealed that Lindsay Lohan is currently under investigation over the theft of an $11,000 Rolex watch. The news shocked many as it's completely unlike Lindsay to steal fancy watches. Normally she just sticks to designer clothes. From the New York Post:
Lohan's alternate reality is aided and abetted by her staff and hangers-on, who do not challenge her bad behavior and who routinely rectify her wrongdoings. After a recent photo shoot, for example, Lohan pilfered the designer clothes that had been loaned, then denied knowing what happened to them.

"The clothes kept disappearing, and we'd ask Lindsay where they were," says someone involved in the shoot. "She'd just shrug and claim to know nothing about it." Eventually, someone snuck into her hotel room and retrieved the garments, and nothing more was said.
The most surprising thing about this story isn't the fact that Lindsay was caught stealing again, it's that someone actually paid her to do a photoshoot. These days, seeing Lindsay work is almost as rare as seeing a leprechaun, unicorn, or Kirstie Alley walk past a bakery without going in for a few hours. In fact, there's only one thing over the past few years that Lindsay's had more trouble finding than employment: Sam Ronson's G-Spot. *shudders*

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  • Johnny Eumarr

    If you meet Lindsay, drive with her, allow her into your house or place of business, hire her, loan her anything, or pay her for a photo shoot, you deserve anything bad that happens. What did you expect?

  • Paul

    Just another instance of the Evil Sam and her band of terrorist PR Flacks making up untrue lies about our lovely LiLo. They will go to any length, and tell any lie, in their efforts to make Linds look bad. Don't worry Linds, you millions of worldwide fans know better and still love and admire you.

  • neorules2112

    Title should read " Paul give's free blowjobs in Crack House "

  • Moknows

    Please.....let us not forget the mink coat she stole a few years back where the many photos of linsanity wearing it proved she was a thief. I know the girl she stole it from filed a suit due to the cigarette smoke smell left in it along with some other trashing she did to it....as well as the length of time linsanity had the unauthorized use of the mink coat....never heard how that was resolved.

  • Nate

    STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so sick of these bullshit theft stories! They're too easy to make up and too easy for small minded simpletons to believe. STOP IT!!!


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