David Spade and a "friend" leaving Paul McCartney's concert in L.A. last week

If David Spade wasn't famous, that Megan Fox-lookalike is the type of girl who'd be stealing his wallet and taping a "kick me" sign to his back, not asking questions like "Do you want to finish in my mouth?"

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[Pacific Coast News]
  • Carlos

    Fame is a fickle whore. This chick was in middle school when Just Shoot Me got cancelled, yet there's Frodo Baggins about 40 minutes and an empty promise from splooging inside her.

  • Johnny Eumarr

    He's funny? Since when? Smarmy doesn't mean funny. I figure the chicks are hoping to shop for free at Kate Spade.

  • Anonymous

    LOL she does look like the missing link separating a Megan Fox/Olivia Wilde connection.

  • Anonymous

    A penis the size of a baseball bat helps.

  • Al

    I just goes to show the value of humor in landing hot chicks when your short and disgusting looking. THE GUY KNOWS HOW TO WORK.

  • cheapprick

    substitute 'humor' with 'being a dick' and you've got something

  • Paul

    He is a real stud hoss. No wonder the ladies fall head over heels for him. He is a sensative metrosexual man of the 21st century. He could even go into politics and work at the white house.

  • Anonymous

    No, don't be jealous, editor. There's love in her eyes.


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