Chelsea Handler got owned

Chelsea Handler signing her new book Chelsea, Chelsea, Bang, Bang at Borders in Washington DC (3/25)

When I laugh more at the jokes made by common street trash than you, I think that's a sign you should quit comedy. From the New York Daily News:

Handler, 35, wrote on her blog that "Jesse James' first alleged mistress, Michelle McGee, is being supported emotionally by her father. In a recent interview, Denny McGee said that Michelle really believed that Sandra and Jesse were separated and was 'shocked' to see them together at the Oscars.

"I guess she doesn't read magazines, which makes sense since she basically has one on her face."

However, McGee, 32, didn't take the joke too kindly and took to her Facebook page to bash Handler.

"Chelsea, heres some free advice..use some of that botox from your forehead and put it in your flabby underarm skin," she wrote. "Ive seen better wings in a bucket of KFC chicken ."

Soon after, McGee added an underhanded compliment, saying, "In all seriousness, Im a big fan of Chelsea Lately...feel so honored to have a transexual poke fun of me..."

Listening to these two harpies bad-mouth each other is a lot like listening to Al Gore's theory on Global Warming: no one cares. Besides, if Michelle really wants to get back at Chelsea, she doesn't need to talk shit about her in public, she just needs to send her a mirror. Or cut a hole in the bottom of her feed bag. And if Chelsea really wants to anger Michelle, she just needs to burn a copy of Mein Kampf.

NOTE: Handler responded to McGee on her show Wednesday night:

"First of all, look at my forehead, you dumb bitch okay? It moves ... You have a tattoo on your forehead, so you have had a needle in your forehead -- and probably Jesse James' balls. So shut your face."

"You have had a needle in your forehead." Seriously, how did this bitch get a job? That's not a joke. That's an observation.

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PEE BEE DUMMMASS

Umm.. not so much. Chelsea did not get "owned." You are fucking stupid for stating that.

jdub

chelsea did NOT get owned. she tore that bitch up on her show....chelsea clearly hasn't had botox in her forehead. chelsea can bitch "bombshell" out ANY day of the week and always win...nuff said. chelsea handler is the shit and seriously one of my favorite people.

Paul

Chelsea is not only beautiful, she seems to be a interesting and complicated young lady.

opie

I'll call her #22 in the list of fame-fu*kers.

Chelsea I'm speaking of.....

syd

Handler banged her way to semi-stardom and has the gall to attack others that do the same???

She used to be kinda funny, but is now sooo in love with herself that she is a joke, much like the Jesse and Tiger fame-whores.

Ought to make a sex video with Chuy to sell on the net.

Yeah

The neo-Nazi gets the edge as far as all-around awfulness goes. But they're equally fugly.

Hunk Golden

Handler got ownnnnnnnnnn

dave

I'd bang chelsea before that skank.

cheapprick

I don't think Mcgee understands how botox works...

Anonymous

"How did this bitch get her job?", she had someone's balls in her forehead!. No talent fugly hack.