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Last week, the "final season" of The Hills premiered on MTV. Except it didn't -- MTV may be extending its run. Well fuck you MTV! From E!:
We thought next Tuesday's premiere of The Hills: Final Season  was it for the reality show. No more episodes after the upcoming 12. Nothing. Nada. Kaput. Well, guess what? It may not be the end after all. We'll let Kristin Cavallari explain…

"There's a possibility of them ordering 12 more episodes," Cavallari told us earlier today.

In other words, we may have another 24 episodes coming our way!

"I would like to do it," Cavallari said. "I'm in such a rhythm with things and I'm having a great time. We're just now starting to get into some really good juicy stuff with a few new people. So I think we could do another 12 episodes and make it pretty good."
Of course The Hills isn't ending -- it makes MTV a shitload of money. Ending it would be like a pimp retiring his best ho in the prime of her career. Besides, what else are the cast members of that show going to do for money? The only people these days hiring vapid airheads that sound like complete morons on camera are Fox News and MSNBC.

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  • Johnny Eumarr

    I think the Taliban are onto something.

  • Anonymous

    Oh. My. God. I'd love to drop a huge load right onto that face.

  • Anonymous

    Why? She gets all the protein and carbs she needs from semen anyway.

  • Isis

    DID YOU GUYS WATCH THE PREMIERE YESTERDAY? When Heidi said she couldn't chew her food because of her surgeries I cried so much!!!! I feel so bad for her!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Why? She did it to herself. The vapid retard deserves to face the consequences.

  • neorules2112

    You need some deep dicking you friggin twat

  • caden canyon twitter.com/i_pad

    I hope a dirty pigeon releases a squirt of metalic army green/white shit into her gaping wide open mouth.


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