Amy Winehouse's implants are killing her

Amy Winehouse was rushed to the hospital over the weekend with a case of broken boobs -- the first time she's ever been to a hospital conscious without a needle sticking out of her arm. From The Sun:
Terrified Amy Winehouse has been rushed to hospital with agonising pains from her boob implants. The 26-year-old Rehab singer was kept in overnight while doctors carried out urgent tests. She is now waiting to discover whether she must undergo corrective surgery - or even have the 32D implants removed.

A family friend said: "Amy was in agony and became convinced it was something to do with her boobs.

"She thought she would leave it for a while but the pain got worse. She went into the clinic on Thursday and they kept her under observation. She is waiting for a decision on whether the implants have to come out or not."

When Amy first got her implants, no one could figure out why a crack addict would care about getting new tits. Now it all makes sense: she wanted to improve her self-esteem appearance chances of scoring prescription painkillers. Of course if Amy really wants something to take away her pain forever, she doesn't need pills . . . she just needs a first class seat on a Polish airline.

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  • sewa mobil

    Amy Winehouse is the only person I have ever seen who, when she walks, has the appearance that her body is moving in three different directions all at the same time.

    It is truly a unique talent.

  • alia

    get your money back! you still look like shit

  • Dr Di

    The "rushed to the hospital" part is Hollyweird style drama. Agony months after breast implant placement is not typical.

  • dxbravo

    Clean up Amy, for the sake of those beautiful tits.

  • Jake

    I always hated her but now that she's showing her tits I wanna do her. Am I a horrible person?

    Also, those tits remind me of my ex. Which makes me want to do her even more.

  • Anonymous

    You are normal for wanting to do, many, many times. If you ex looks lime Amy, you are a lucky man.

  • Anonymous

    check your facts girl; the lech kaczynski died on an old russian airplane. the polish airline is LOT, which he was was not flying with.

  • Paul

    Get well soon Amy. In case none of you knew, not only is A. Winehouse a super talented singer, she is also one of the most beautiful women, and sex symbols, in Europe. Millions of men and women lust after her and have wet dreams about swapping bodily fluids with Amy. It true that is is into rock and roll and sex. The rumors of drug use are just a PR thing to make her appear even more exotic than she is.

  • Anonymous

    Yes, but there's a small technical issue for the "many to suckle" thing, which is to be sorted soon by our technicians.

  • You don't want to know

    Amy Winehouse is the only person I have ever seen who, when she walks, has the appearance that her body is moving in three different directions all at the same time.

    It is truly a unique talent.

  • Master yoda

    nothing says "steer way clear of me" more than an arm (or body) full of greasy tats.

    Thanks Amy, Jesse, and Bombshell.

  • soyouthinkyourecool.com

    Oh while that's somewhat amusing to read, i'm sure it's painful for her


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