It never stood a chance

Vince Vaughn at the USA vs. Finland hockey match at the Winter Olympics in Vancouver (2/26)

Sure Canada, rub our American noses in your Winter Olympics-record 14 gold medals, but I guaranfuckingtee you our fat celebrities can eat hot dogs faster than your fat celebrities. And it's not even close.

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ben

hey terrorist.... go fucking kill yourslef

Lita

Yah because Hussein isn't the name of an immigrant that is probably silently ridiculed. Someone calm this cowboy down before he straps a bomb onto his body.

Hussein

Don't piss us off! we'll take a weekend off and send up the salvation army to kick your asses!

Hussein

It's hockey, who cares? It's not like it's a REAL sport. If it wasn't for the fighting nobody would watch it (except canadians).

The only problem with Canada is that it has far too many canadians.

Jason

Makes me proud to be an American. USA USA USA

Carla*

Nick, lol!! I know, I know. Well it's womens' hockey what do you expect!?

PAZUZU

Jennifer Aniston slept with that?!? Was she exploring her Princess Leia/Jaba the Hut fantasy? Grim LardAssian and him would make a good couple.

Carla*

Men and womens hockey... GOLD, GOLD, GOLD!! Sorry I had to rub it in, lol!!

Nick

You can't brag about women's hockey. It's slow-motion hockey. I thought my tv was broken.

Nick

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Gdrive

Douche and his dog

Eric

Did that dog have the new mandatory choking warning? Our government is always thinking of our health and best interests. We are so lucky to have Uncle Sam and Big Sis watching out for us.