The greatest thing ever

Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pics!

That's Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio looking r-i-d-i-c-u-l-o-u-s while celebrating the 15th Anniversary of the Victoria's Secret Swimsuit Catalog yesterday at the SLS Hotel in Beverly Hills. Wow, 15. That means the first issue was published when I was 14. Hmmm, how best to explain its impact on me and my raging teen hormones? You know how when someone sits on a couch in the same spot for years, an outline of their butt forms? Well that happened to me, only it was an outline of my penis on my hand.

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daniel

alessandra ambrosio is not that hot to me, i agree, her face is just a bit wonky, but i love miranda and candice especially candice, she is so damn hot

BC

Way too skinny

VSfan

Miranda Kerr has those girl next door looks that drive most men nuts. Damn, she's hot.

what?

What is 'yeah' and 'daftmunkee' talking about? Miranda is the hottest one of the three. I like brunettes so I can understand someone liking Candice better, but I don't get Alessandra. Her face is the wonky one. It's too long, thin, & pointy.

Weeb Gumbar

"The Greatest Thing Ever" is an understatement. DAMN!

Carlos Mosley

Hey the gals look great, though somebody's right this is the B team. The A team is Heidi Klum, Karolina Kurkova, and Giselle, however they do have some hot rookies coming up. Thin is in man, however I would love to buy them a steak once in awhile.

hard

Say what you want about Miranda Kerr, but I would not kick her out of bed for eating crackers. Now on the other hand, Candice Swanepoel is outstanding and I would eat the corn out of her shit!

doc

They've got beautiful faces... but they are not a normal build: That's why they're fashion models. They're above average in height and thin. Just compare them to the women athletes you see in the SI Swimsuit issues. Those ladies have ideal physiques.

daftmunkee

It's a B-Team for VS. A couple of years ago that would have been Adriana Lima, Giselle, and Heidi Klum. They are still super hot (although Miranda is C-Team), but they are not quite what the last group were

someone

Way too skinny??

That's totally normal for a sleek build!

They are hardly all sunken in and skeletal looking, like some are, now that is way too skinny, this sure as heck ain't!

If everyone stopped living on McDonalds where you live maybe you'd realize that was actually normal, fit weight!

I think The Dude has called it.

The Dude

Holy crap they're hot

danny

Jeez, would it hurt them to eat a sammich once in a while? way too skinny...

yeah

Miranda Kerr has a wonky face. She's just not that pretty.

There. I said it.