Kourtney picked a winner

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick at The Dash Fashion Show at Jet nightclub at The Mirage Resort in Las Vegas (2/19)

Has anyone figured out yet why the hottest Kardashian sister is dating a guy who's basically a caricature of every douchebag I've ever met? It boggles the mind. From In Touch Weekly:

Long before he gained fame on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Scott was known as a hard partier, a serial cheater and, as one high school acquaintance puts it, “a tool.” And as more and more information surfaces about Scott’s shady past, Kourtney wonders how long she’ll be able to put up with him. Jason Green, one of Scott’s former classmates from Long Island, N.Y.’s Ross School, agrees that Scott was bad news in high school. “There were just as many rumors about him then as there are now,” Jason tells In Touch. “Scott had a couple of nicknames in high school. One was Number One Scum, and the other was STD.”

A lot of guys might be embarrassed to have the initials “STD,” but Scott thought they enhanced his reputation as a ladies’ man! According to Jason, Scott was so proud to have the same initials as “sexually transmitted disease” that “he wore dog tags with ‘STD’ printed on them.”

I guess there's more embarrassing names Scott could have been called than "STD" -- like Lohan, JWoww or French. Of course, flaunting the nickname STD probably isn't such a good idea for one reason in particular: It can really get in the way of picking up bar skanks when you've left your pregnant wife at home. Seriously, Scott has incriminating photos locked away of Kourtney attending a Klan rally, right? That's the only way this relationship makes sense.

[Flynet, Mavrixonline]

lordnelsonpublicschool

Why does her face look like a very convincing mask?

Freaky-Deaky

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next season's main story arc!

simoen

This relationship will last as long as the Famewhore $$$ still keep coming in...Once the well is dry...Relationship over and the child sent back to africa where they bought it!!!

Stephanie

I'm sorry she didn't realize what an idiot he is before she let him cum inside of her. He looks completely uninterested, and I'm sure he's only hanging on for some recognition. Good for you. You did what people have been doing for millenia. You busted a nut inside a woman...BRAVO.

Al

While this looks like an odd combination I have the reason why this relationship works. The 2 sisters have said that they need large cock for satisfaction and the tiny sister just needs a tiny cock.

Hubub

Like Kourtney Kardashian is a big prize.

Without the boltons she'd just be another bottom-heavy chipmunk.

Scott Todd Desick is the guy's name, right?

Many people go by their initials, like

BHO, Barack Hussein Obama, for instance.

GWB - George W. Bush, for you neocons.

PAZUZU

These LarAssian sisters all look like greasy, chunky fry cooks to me. Is there a desperate, tasteless men club in L.A.?

Anonymous

I find it hilarious that one sister has a Super Bowl champ, the other has an NBA champ, and this one just as some randon chump.

And, to make matters worse, she has his kid.

Whippet

Wait a minute...isn't that Patrick Bateman from American Psycho?

That's good news then.

jerk

That's who I thought of. He looks like a fatter, greasier, schlubbier Patrick Bateman.

Kourtney's head will end up in the fridge,and Khloe will eat it.

V-4-Vendetta

Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

Whippet

Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.

Guy Rossi

I don't like Reggie or Lamar as brothers in law. Too black sounding...