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Sarah Jessica Parker is witch spawn

If you watch any TV at all, you've probably seen NBC's promo for their new show Who Do You Think You Are. In it, Sarah Jessica Parker is surprised to learn that she's descended from one of the infamous Salem witches. I bring this up because, yeah, no shit NBC. I don't need a TV show to tell me a witch is descended from a witch. I see what's going on here. NBC thinks I'm stupid because I'm white. Well this white guy's disposable income will be supporting the advertisers of another network from now on, thank you very much.

LordNelsonPublicSchool

SJP horse

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LordNelsonPublicSchool

ZOMFG!!! I had to burst out laughing when I saw this pic.

The fact that SHE can do beauty products commercials is the most amazing feat _ever_!

Also the fact she was cast as a 30-something "beauty" on SATC another coo!

Then there's the fact she avoids being casted as the "wicked witch" in ANY movie she does makes it a perfect trifecta of _miracles_!

WTF?!

Wilma

What an insult to witches !

Didn't she play a witch some years ago in a movie with Bette Midler & Kathy Najimy ?

I think it was called HOCUS POCUS.

Nate

This show is almost over 2 years old. It's been sitting on a shelf for that long before finally being sold and now aired.

Acemeister

Take this quarter. Go downtown and have rat gnaw that thing off of your face.

Paul

Not bad for a matron in her early 60s. She is well preserved for her age.