Sandra Bullock's husband is cheating?

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James at the Vanity Fair Oscars Party (3/7)

The question mark is so I don't get sued! When Sandra Bullock married Jesse James in 2005, it was the classic case of opposites attract. Whereas James is a gruff motorcycle fabricator who never met a tattoo gun he didn't like, Bullock is a softspoken princess whose heart might actually be made of puppies. Nevertheless, there hasn't been a hint of trouble in the couple's five-year marriage. Um, until today. In Touch Weekly says James had an 11-month affair with tattoo model Michelle “Bombshell” McGee (pic here):

“I would never have hooked up with him if I thought he was a married man,” Michelle tells In Touch in an exclusive interview. “He gave me the impression they were separated.” For weeks, while Sandra was in Atlanta shooting The Blind Side, Michelle had sex at least once a week with the Monster Garage star. Far from a one-night stand, his relationship with Michelle was intimate and highly charged. Michelle even says she called Jesse, who didn’t wear underwear or condoms, by a special pet name, Vanilla Gorilla, because he was so “well-endowed.”

It looks like these rumors may actually have some legs. The UK premiere of The Blind Side scheduled for next Tuesday has been canceled after Bullock pulled out due to "personal reasons." From People:

"Due to unforeseen personal reasons a trip abroad to support The Blindside has been deemed impossible at this time," says a statement released by Warner Bros. "I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and thank you for your continued support of the film."

James went about this affair all wrong. You need to make it clear from the get-go that you're married. That way, your mistress won't get pissed off and go blabbing to the press when she finds out you're still with your wife. And if she still wants to talk, you buy her silence with a little hush money. Or even better, threats. When Jessica Alba and I used to hook up for blowjobs back in '08, she made it clear that if I told anyone about it, she'd "gut me like a fucking fish and then kill my entire family and burn their bodies in a dumpster." I'll never forget that look of pure evil in her eyes when she said it. *shudders*

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Anonymous

She's old enough to know trash whe she sees it, much less marry it.

She can't be classy if she hooked up with him in the first place.

Uh-oh

The only real question is did she have a prenup?

It figures that a rich, famous woman who hasn't settled down until her forties falls victim to a "bad boy".

He probably is just another Tiger Woods type who has no intention of being faithful. I guess she just has to decide if she loves him enough to risk getting sexually transmitted diseases.

Yeah

Sandra Bullock looks pretty awful without the makeup. Hell, she doesn't look that great with it. Point being, if you don't want to be cheated on, be attractive, or at least give it up on demand.

Anonymous

In the new world order, men will rule, and women will do what they are told and keep quite.

smarter than you

AND hopefully the men will learn to spell quiet instead of quite!! That right there is why women rule the world dumb ass

Eric

He is just doing what comes natural. It would be real small minded of Sandra to protest or get PO'd. She should be willing to share him with talented women. If she gives him any lip about it, he should tell her how the frog jumps.

john

cant blame the guy for wanting some strange pussy, shit more power to him

Joe Biden

john when you finally get some pussy let us know.

Angel

bABY,

COULD YOU PLEASE GET UP AND GO WASH YOUR DICK OFF, IT REEKS, A FISHY, STINKY, FILTHY BACTERIA SMELL,

THANK YOU, HONEY, i APPRECIATE IT

master yoda

Sandy, on behalf of sighted men everywhwere, let me be the first to apologize for your stupid old man boinking creepy tatted skeez.

Muttley Macclad

Well put Master Yoda, well put.

Nameless

Bound to happen sooner or later. The man dates/marries pornstars and has friends that date/marry pornstars.

No way someone as classy as Sandra will keep his interest for long.

Anonymous

Right on. Jesse is into hot women. Bombshell is hotter than molten steel and exotic. Sandra is nice, but not what anyone would call hot. Can you blame Jesse, any red blooded man would take Bombshell over Sandra in bed. Sandra should be happy that her hubby only cheats with hot women.

Peter Gozinya

"Vanilla Gorilla"? That's what I used to call my cellmate.

Paul

Sandra deserves better than a biker dude. She is a class lady, her husband is trailer trash. Maybe she will come to her senses and and dump the guy.

blah

you're so damn right