Pamela Anderson leaving Cipriani restaurant in London (3/4)

Stay as far away from the new season of Dancing with the Stars as you can. Because Pam Anderson has it in her mind that it's 1995 or something and guys really want to see her tits. From MTV:

While the world just learned Monday that Pamela Anderson had joined the "Dancing With the Stars" cast for season 10, her pal and fashion designer Richie Rich was in on the decision days before it was announced.

"I was just with her this weekend. She's one of my best friends. She's starting rehearsals this week. She's totally stoked and excited. She probably has the best legs I've ever seen on anybody that walks. I know she's taking a lot of different lessons. She's very on point. She's like a showgirl at heart. I can only imagine how amazing she's going to be."

Being that Richie is known for his over-the-top style, he would make for the perfect guy to design a few looks for Anderson to swirl in. "I'll definitely do something for her," he said. "I'll design something fun and outrageous and Vegas-style. ... She's so easy to dress. Boom! Put it on. I definitely think it's the Ice Capades meets Christmas. Gotta be over-the-top shiny, sparkly, colorful and fun ... and wearable. Pamela doesn't like wearing clothes, so it'll definitely be skin, skin, skin."

As a vocal supporter of PETA, Pam might appear to be hypocritical if she shows a lot of "skin" . . . since it'll probably look like she's wearing a leather bodysuit. The sad fact is that fifteen years ago, if Pam had wanted to win a dancing competition, all she would have had to do was a set of jumping jacks. Today, she's actually gonna have to dance better than the other competitors. Pam, I just have one tip for you: When you start dancing and audience member don't throw crumpled-up ones and fives at you, don't get confused.

[WENN]