You suck Nick

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon at the 82nd Annual Academy Awards in L.A. (3/7)

When you marry someone famous for their money you really can't be too pissed off when people only recognize you as the guy who married someone famous for their money. From the New York Daily News:

Nick Cannon isn't recognized for much these days - except for being Mariah Carey's hubby. The actor-turned-deejay was working out at Tribeca Health and Fitness on Friday when a fellow gym-goer approached and asked, "You're Nick Cannon, aren't you? I loved you in ..." But the lass drew a blank on anything Mimi's man had appeared in.

Mr. Carey, er, Cannon nervously laughed it off as the embarrassed lady attempted to apologize.

Wait a minute, what is Nick famous for? The only time you see him on camera these days is when he's doing errands for Mariah or testimonials for Summer's Eve. Can you really blame the woman at the gym for drawing a blank on his film accomplishments? The biggest movie he was ever in (Drumline) was about banging an inflated windbag -- which coincidentally, could be the title to his future tell-all about his marriage to Mariah.

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Lindsay

Everyone knows that Nick Cannon is a gigolo spendin lotsa dough...when Mariah gives him his allowance. And he's done all his chores. So he can be always on the go.

Jinxy

Nick looks half the size of Mimi now. Kind of sad how she's let herself go.

Anonymous

Mariah's quickly turning into a live version of Miss Piggy. Nick needs to get a green suit so he can be her Kermit.

Anonymous

She has what is called a statueasque figure.

8 inches

Yeah...if the statue was of Budha.

autoprt

you obviously don't have children because he is the chairman of TeenNick Network and is in charge of creative for Nick.

plus i don't know why i am taking the time to bother responding to a page created by an someone without much common sense.

The Oracle

And how does the being the chairman of TeenNick rate on a scale of 1 through 10 with being the CEO of General Electric, Ford Motor Company or even HEB? What does being creative for Nick mean? I am creative everyday for something. He is a bed warmer and gofer for Mariah, and nothing more.

Carlos

Agreed, Autoport. Being a bell-hop is perfectly respectable.

Paul

Why should he give a shit as long as he has the lovely and wonderful Mariah

Pat_McGroin

I never done heered of dat boy. Who he be?

Caden Canyon |||||| Twitter.co

hahaha He looks like URKEL in that one pic. lol Remember Urkel? Yeah, bad memories. Just like we'll have of (((Mr. Mariah Carey)))!!!