Naomi Campbell will assault you

Naomi Campbell at the Vivienne Westwood show during London Fashion Week (2/21)

Though police are saying she "likely" won't face criminal charges, Naomi Campbell's driver claims the supermodel assaulted him yesterday in New York, and then ran from the scene. At least she used her fist this time and not an iPhone. From AP:

The driver, whose name wasn't immediately released, told police he pulled the black Cadillac Escalade over in midtown Manhattan after Campbell hit him from behind and his head struck the steering wheel, causing bruising under his right eye. He spoke to a traffic agent, who alerted police. Campbell was not at the scene when officers arrived, police said.

The 27-year-old driver, apparently hired just for the day, told police he picked Campbell up at a Manhattan hotel and was taking her to Astoria Studios, a TV and film studio complex in Queens, New York Police Department spokesman Paul Browne said.

As for why Naomi is escaping assault charges, police say they became suspicious of the driver's story when he began speaking English. *rimshot*

[Flynet]

v4vendetta14

Is Chris Brown looking for a girl? I think we found him a good match!!! Nobody will care if he knocks this dumb bitch around.

Unless Rampage want a whack at her. Something tells me that fucker won't take shit from a mouthy broad.

Andrew Sansone

Naomi Campbell was a Trending Topic on Twitter today http://bit.ly/bfjwXC What a hot-tranny-mess!

Anonymous

There is nothing tranny about Naomi. She is 110% grade A female.

Paul

Everyone knows that Naomi is high strung, and most people make allowances. Like most international Ultra-VIPs she demands perfection in the minions who wait upon her. She has very high standards and in a good natured way demands only the very best performance of duty. Her great beauty, modest demenor, and multitude of good deeds toward others generally excuse any minor foibles on her part. It is said that she does have a really lovely, light hearted, personality.