Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth in Toluca Lake (3/5)

Yep, Miley Cyrus is better than all of us. And she drives the point home in the April issue of Teen Vogue. From her interview:
TEEN VOGUE: What were your first impressions of each other?

MILEY CYRUS: He’s really tall. I thought, Either I’m going to have to be in heels or standing on something for this entire movie! He definitely showed chivalry: I remember him opening the door for the director, and I was like, Wow.
[MILEY'S BOYFRIEND] LIAM HEMSWORTH: I have very good parents (laughs). It was funny—working with Miley was a lot easier than I thought it was going to be. From the first time we read, it was like I had known her before.

TEEN VOGUE: So, you had chemistry right away?

MILEY CYRUS: Yeah. I think we’re both deeper than normal people—what they think and how they feel. He’s very grateful for what he has, but he doesn’t let it go to his head. I’m like that too.
If by deeper, Miley means she's way better at mocking Asians, then yes, she is much deeper than us normal people. If she means something else, I think I speak for everyone here in saying Miley can take her eight-digit bank account and heightened sense of self importance and fuck off. Bitch, you starred in Hannah Montana, not Citizen Kane. Calm the fuck down.

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  • tayy

    first off, mike is realisticly correct. facts are facts. when i wear high heels does that mean im making fun and impersonating a tall person? get past the whole racist issue, and just be realistic, seriously.

    and realisticly, miley has done nothing to you, she is deeper than most, look at the lyrics she has writte herself. so honestly, stop bitching about someone when your opinions are biased. grow up. stop judging things based on your own one sided perspectives.

  • Gina

    How can she say that she's deeper than most people when her English level is below that of a 5th grader.

  • @Maggie

    and what the hell have you ever done in this world? jealous nobody bitch.

  • Maggie

    Hey Mike, stop being a dumb bitch. By the way, nice made up last name - Oxbig? You're definitely compensating for a small penis. Miley Cyrus is a dumb slut who's a horrible role model for teens & preteens.

  • NORMAL PPL

    yeah you fucking normal people who aren't inbred.

  • Acemeister79

    No matter what she says, she's a horseface. 'Nuff said.

  • Christina

    I meant to say "the prison population", not "prisons".

  • JuggNuttz

    i would love to be Miley's bicycle seat....

    screw you! you were all thinking it!!!!!

  • Mike Oxbhig

    Really?...Miley stretching her face to imitate an asians eyes bothered you enough to make a comment about it? LAME...what a weak ass, politically correct girly man everyones become.

    It is what it is. Asians have less of a rounded eye and blacks are 85% of the prison population. Such is life. As soon as you realize it, youll get past it.

  • Christina

    Stretching her face to imitate, and make fun of, an Asian person's eyes is racist. I'd bet just about anything that you, Mike, are a straight white male. Am I right? Just because for you it's "normal" and "acceptable" to make fun of an entire group of people doesn't make it actually OK. If Asians are offended by it, then why should a privileged white girl be encouraged to make fun of them? Just because it doesn't bother you doesn't mean it doesn't bother others.

    I also like (and by "like" I mean "am so frustrated by I want to scream") how you use the phrase "girly man", as if being what is considered feminine is the worst possible thing in the world. Women are half the world you jackass. So shut the hell up and stop making racist/sexist remarks.

    And by the way, black people do not make up 85% of prisons.

  • taylor

    leave her alone, she's only seventeen, just doing what she loves. she has a boyfriend. so what!?

    get over it!

  • Anonymous

    She has a boyfriend!! She should be saving herself for humanity. She needs to be concentrating on world peace, how to stop global warming and save the earth, and feeding the starving billions. She doesn't have time for boyfriends. The world needs her.

  • Sara

    @Dank

    She was most definitely NOT referring to celebrities. She prefaced 'people' with the word, 'normal'.

    Which went put together, creates the phrase 'normal people'.

    As in, the rest of us.

  • Sara

    *when put togetjer

  • Sara

    Fuck it. My spelling sucks today, from lack of sleep.

  • Dank

    Thats not what she meant by that dumbasses. She meant other people as in other celebrities that take what they have for granted. Christ. im not a miley fan but give this kid a break.

  • gen

    Oh thank god Paul's joking. That was a very frightening five seconds I just had.

  • Fuxy

    Paul, your facetiousness is appreciated.

  • Paul

    But she is so much deeper and more thoughtful about social and cultural issues. Dispite her young age, she is very wise and insightful. Her advanced insight into social/cultural issues is probably partly due to very good genes, and partly due to the sum total of her life experiences, which BTW far exceed those of the average girl her age. In addition, don't forget that Miley has an IQ that is so high it is almost off the charts. All in all she is a budding American Treasure, whose instinctive cultural/social insight may someday allow her to achieve untold heights of international leadership and recognition.

  • JayJay Jakaitis

    Paul,

    The only thing "budding" about Miley Cyrus is her tits.

  • HEX@yahoogroups.com

    She's SUCH a dumb, fu|cking cu|nt.


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