Lindsay has been publicly wronged

Lindsay Lohan at the "Kenzo Ready to Wear show" during Paris Fashion Week (3/8)

You know that creepy E-Trade commercial where the one baby is pissed at the other baby that they didn't hook up the night before? It's quite the brilliant commercial. I mean, why wouldn't you want to associate baby sex with your company's product/service? Anyways, while watching the commerical, did you ever think to yourself "wow, this reminds me a lot of Lindsay Lohan?" Me neither. Well Lindsay did. And now she suing. FOR 100 MILLION DOLLARS!

No, seriously, she suing for 100 million dollars. From the New York Post:

Lindsay Lohan is suing the financial company E-Trade, insisting that a boyfriend-stealing, "milkaholic" baby in its latest commercial -- who happens to be named Lindsay -- was modeled after her. And she wants $100 million for her pain and suffering, The Post has learned.

The actress filed a lawsuit yesterday in Nassau County Supreme Court over the commercial that debuted during the Super Bowl this year.

The ad -- part of a series starring babies who play the stock market -- features a boy apologizing to his girlfriend via video chat for not calling her the night before. "And that milkaholic Lindsay wasn't over?" the baby girl asks him suspiciously. "Lindsay?" the boy replies, just before a baby girl sticks her head into the frame and slurs, "Milk-a-what?"

Lohan's lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, said the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna.

"Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit," Ovadia said. "They used the name Lindsay. They're using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn't they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody's talking about it and saying it's Lindsay Lohan."

E-Trade implying that Lindsay's a boyfriend-stealing whore is almost a compliment at this point in her life. And where the hell does she get this $100 million figure? That sounds like a number a retarded kid would come up with -- she might as well sue for a planet and a bag of magic beans. And why stop with E-Trade? Why not sue bathroom floors for all the pain and suffering they've caused her over the years? Based on the number of times she's passed out and hit her head on one, she could sue for . . . roughly $100 million. What a coincidence.

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acemeister79

A quick search shows that Lindsay/Lindsey was a pretty popular name in the U.S. - 182,000 of them registered at the old vital statistics department... Yeah, the commercial must have been about the STD-ridden skank...

Conspiracy Therorist

Anyone willing to bet ETrade is paying her to file this lawsuit so they can drum up publicity?

Hansi

She is probably broke.

Nate

100 million is just to get the ball rolling THOUGH we'll never hear about it I'm sure she'll still end up getting a cash settlement around 4 million.

Slut jokes really? She's young we where all a little sluty at that age.

Whippet

If she gets a $2 settlement for this absurd claim, the United States will come to a fall like the ancient Roman Empire.

HEX@yahoogroups.com

Those LAME, CREEPY E-Trade ads are just sooooo STUPID. The person who (((thought))) of it up deserves to (((never))) work again, but the person who GREEN-LIGHTED it should be put to death.

Everytime I see one of these sick ads, I just wish these babies had been aborted! The slower and more painful, the better.

HEX@yahoogroups.com

Anon

And yet another bathroom mat being used as a jacket. She must use a toilet plunger for a dildo too.

Paul

Only the great unwashed would think she was wearing a bathroom mat. When will they wake up to the fact that LiLo is an internationally known and famous designer of high fashion. She is a fashionista of great talent. Whatever LiLo wears is untra-fashionable, or even ahead of it time.

Anon

How can an unwashed person think of bathroom rugs? Only a WASHED person would, you f*cking moron.

You and LL's idea of "fashion/design ahead of its time" is what I stand on TODAY to take a piss.

In fact, if LL got on her knees and opened her mouth wearing that coat, I could definitely mistake her pale skin for porcelain of my toilet.

Peter Gozinya

What a self-absorbed cunt.

Whippet

If your source wasn't the New York Post I would've said that this story is too absurd to be true.

How deluded must one be?

Whippet

The Dr. Evil pic is very fitting and funny.

Paul

That is why LiLo, is a genius, besides being incredibably beautiful. Ordinary peoples brains do not work in the elevated mensa mode that Lilo's does. The girl is truely remarkable and a national treasure.

We can be proud of her.

Average Joe

What a dumb bitch