Samantha Ronson leaving the Mayfair Hotel in London (3/21)

Like most people, Lindsay Lohan's ex-girlfriend Sam Ronson thinks the troubled star is going to die soon. The only difference is that she's openly encouraging her death. Lindsay tweeted the following message over the weekend:
i need more followers lol    
2:23 PM Mar 27th via web
Sam responded:
@lindsaylohan i'll only follow if you're starting a cult driven mass suicide.    
6:03 PM Mar 27th via web in reply to lindsaylohan
Ouch, that must suck when the only woman you've ever loved turns her back on you. You know what also sucks? Looking like Sam Ronson. Advantage: Lindsay.

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  • slim shady

    Um, what are the odds Vegas is giving on guessing the gender of the individual with the plaid pants?

  • Johnny Eumarr

    Well, wait: they're both threatening to kill themselves? Doesn't that define "win-win"?

  • Mike

    Anyone ever heard of Waco, Texas? Uneducable scum.

  • Eli

    That was not mass suicide. Waco was mass murder by the federal government.

  • Anonymous

    I think you'll find that the ATF killed the people at Waco, it was not a mass suicide. Also, very few people consider the Branch Davidians to be a cult. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W... Uneducable, indeed.

  • tch

    Sam Ronson = bad genetics. One fugly bitch.

  • Anonymous

    How wrong can you be!! 1. LiLo has millions of devoted fans that love and worship her. 2. Evil Sam has a bunch of PR flacks that are constantly generating hate LiLo propaganda. 3. Evil Sam is insanely jealous of LiLo's great fame, beauty and talent. She hates LiLo because our Linds dumped her.

  • darius

    shame celebslams writers aren't smart enough to get that that was a joke.. she was tweeting from texas.. home of the mass suicide cults and playing on the word follower.. get it?

  • Eli

    Are you crazy?? There are not now, and never have been, any mass suicide cults in Texas. You have the state mixed up with some bannana republic in South America, or some Islamic place.

  • Leslie

    Waco isnt in Texas? ::coughcoughBranchDavidianscoughchokespew::

  • Leslie

    There are so many NON cults in Texas...this website was born: http://texascult.org/. What about Mr Hon Ming Chen and his UFO suicide cult in Garland? I mean, I am not saying that Texas is by any means a cult Oasis..it isnt. But there are suicide cults there..and probably a fuck of a lot of other places too.


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