Probation looks fun as hell!

Lindsay Lohan and Roberto Cavalli at Milan Fashion Week (2/28)

As I wrote last month, last December, feeling that Lindsay Lohan hadn't done enough to satisfy the terms of her probation for DUI, Judge Marsha Revel ordered her to step up her alcohol education program classes and attend at least once a week ("This has to be a top priority whether she has a job somewhere else or doesn't or something else comes up. This has to be done once a week."). Notice how Judge Revel didn't say "or something else comes up . . . besides Milan Fashion Week." But so what, right? So what if Lindsay blows off her classes this week while she parties in Milan, 6,000 miles away. It's not like anything's gonna happen to her. I heard that Lindsay is telling anyone who'll listen that a judge as ugly as Marsha Revel doesn't have the balls to throw someone as pretty as her in jail. Suck on that, Judge!

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v4vendetta14

Why don't they give these "socialite" whores mandatory community service? Make them pick up garbage on the side of the highway. And no I don't mean she should pick up her parents.

Paul

We need judicial restrint and understanding. It isn't like LiLo is just another Jane Doe. She is the beloved LiLo, internationaly famous celeb, fashionista, and VIP. Anoited Ones like LiLo need to be cut some slack. They are like congressman. They cannot be judged like the common folk, or be made to conform to the same picky standarads.