Lindsay Lohan at the launch party for Nokia's new X6 phone at Sketch nightclub in London (3/3)

Lindsay Lohan has somehow convinced herself that people actually care about her life, so she's penning her memoirs. Of course she is. From E!:

"I write a lot and it's very therapeutic for me because then I can see what's happening on paper"

Twitter doesn't count as "writing", Lindsay.

"I've started writing a book. It's going to take a while, all my life experiences. I started writing it a year ago. There's a lot to put down, you know?"

You know what'd be funny? If Lindsay's book was free of spelling and grammar errors, and was actually a pretty good insight into the life of a troubled Hollywood starlet. You know what'd also be funny? If a bear walked by my window within the next five minutes smoking a cigarette and juggling three picnic baskets. I give both an equal chance of happening.

[Flynet]