Madonna thinks Lindsay's a whore

Lindsay Lohan leaving Jet Black nightclub in London (3/14)

Madonna keeps her men on a very short leash, and I don't mean on Saturday nights when she forces them to get naked and wear a studded dog collar. I mean when they're out clubbing. From the Daily Mirror:

We hear Madonna's toyboy gave Lindsay Lohan the swerve on a night out in Paris, just so he would not have to face the wrath of the Queen of Pop. Jesus Luz flew into the French capital last week for a night at the plush VIP club.

Our source says: "Lindsay got her people to phone the club to try and hang out with him. She knew he was hosting a night there with Alicia Keys and her boyfriend Swiss Beatz. But when Madge's people got wind of it they put a block on it. Jesus wasn't one to argue, he didn't want to upset Madonna and was just there to work. LiLo had to make do with a night in her hotel."

Not letting Jesus near that milk-a-holic Lindsay is a pretty smart move. You don't want your boyfriend hanging around someone who is so casually willing to perform sexual favors, both to win friends and get out of parking tickets. That's Madonna's shtick.

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Judy

Even if any of this was true, how does it make Lohan a whore?

Good to see her back in boots, though.

Anonymous

Madonna knows what's up. After all Madonna tried to pull the same sh*t with Antonio Banderas when he was young, married, and relatively unknown in America.

Paul

I am shocked and transmorgafied. Madonna of all people afraid of LiLo and dissing her. Madge should be proud if our LiLo was interested in one of her boytoys. LiLo is three times the woman and goddess that Madge ever was, or ever will be. If ever there was a whore, it is Madonna. Nuff said.