Lobster and crabs

Lady Gaga arriving at Mr Chow restaurant in London (2/27)

It's one thing wearing weird outfits to award shows or concerts, but is it really necessary to dress like a complete jackass when you go to a restaurant? If you're Lady Gaga, the answer is a resounding "yes." I've always been curious what this bitch wears around her house. Like, does she wear a t-shirt and jeans or scuba gear? And now, a conversation that most certainly didn't happen Saturday night at Mr. Chow in London:

Waiter #1: "That bitch with the lobster on her head only left me a 10% tip."

Waiter #2: "Which one?"

[WENN]

Jake

I'd slam that ass anyday of the week

Johnny Eumarr

Why is her ass so red? Looks like she sat in lobster, too.

Al

The past two hats LGG has worn are embarrassing. She's got talent and the outrageous millinery will soon decrease her value as an artist.

OK, last guy to look up millinery gets to stroke it to Lindsey Lohan.

dxbravo

Ugggh.

Paul

Not only is Lady GaGa extremely beautiful and a super talented singer/dancer, she is a cutting edge high fashion designer and fashionista. Her designs are very avant-garde and ofter ahead of the times.

Knuckle draggers must realize that her designs are not for the common drowdy herd that buy their clothes at Sears or Target. She is creating for the tuned in crowd.

The Lady deserves to be worshipped for her awesome talent and beauty.

ntvland.com

She's beautiful? So you're saying if Jean Smart from 'Designing Women' or Kim Delaney from 'NYPD Blue' did it, you'd say the same.

Beautiful? Faaaaaaaaaaar from it. Looks like she's actually trying to MASK something here.

How delusional of you. Tsk. Poor things (the BOTH of yous!).

Whippet

Let us not get carried away here - this is showbiz, it is all part of the act!

I applaud her for being a bit over the top, but at least not boring.

I am old enough to remember the days when the band KISS used to be vilified by conservative people - thinking the outrageous costumes and make-up was real. It turned out these were normal guys in their normal lives.

Showbiz. It seems so real to dumb-ass people.

master yoda

I guess they have a lot in common: big balls and crappy music. Back in the, the dickweeds at the time defended Kiss by saying "it's more about the show'

How true. Too bad it's not about the music.

master yoda

When you're crazy, every day is HALLOWEEN!

Anonymous

I'm not sure who's uglier? The attention whore with the ugliest legs ever, or the two body guards. Maybe she should change her name to Lady Gag Me YUK!!

Madonna

There is something wrong with that dude. He tries too hard for attention. It's one thing to dress like a chick. It's quite another to dress like chick dressing like a clown. It's time for him to go away.