What a sexy story

Kirstie Alley leaving Katsuya restaurant in West Hollywood (1/14)

If you're like me, you just can't get enough sexy stories about that vixen Kirstie Alley. And if you're like Kirstie Alley, you just can't get enough delicious saturated fat. From Janet Charlton's Hollywood:

Before she started filming her reality series and got serious about losing weight, Kirstie Alley lived like there was no tomorrow. She and her ex-husband Parker Stevenson shared a meal not long ago at Patys in Toluca Lake and Kirstie ordered the fettuccine alfredo. She managed to plow through the generous plate of rich creamy pasta in record time. The host of the restaurant walked over and asked if she enjoyed her meal. Kirstie licked her chops and squealed “It was DELICIOUS! Can I have another one please?” Parker didn’t even flinch as Kirstie devoured a SECOND helping of what is fondly called “a heart attack on a plate.”

If Kirstie had really wanted to "live like there was no tomorrow" she wouldn't have been eating herself to death . . . she'd have rented Couples Retreat. What's most interesting about this story isn't the amount of food Kirstie consumed, but that her ex just sat there and watched her eat it all. Clearly Parker is familiar with California divorce law, specifically the part about not having to pay alimony to the dead.

[Pacific Coast News]

Al

I saw KA on a blurb last evening on one of those 30 min cleb shows as she hawked her new healthy diet program. The interviewer opened her frig that was empty of junk except for her new meal program. He forgot to open the cabinets that stores the real junk food that packs on pounds. If you want to lose weight, shop at the outer aisles of a food store, fruit, veges, meats, dairy, reduce anything in a box except oatmeal. Exercise every day, get your life problems in order as you are swallowing your sorrow with food. as you get older it's harder to lose weight. If Oprah can't do it with all her money, few can. After the first 50 pounds you gain your hormones are out of whack and you're in deep shit.

bino

this is not meant to be an immature joke but....she really does look like jabba the hut

netstarman

I guess she hasn't been paying her L.Ron Hubbard dues at the Scientology building , her ass is about the size of the Super Bowl. Xenu is going to be pissed at her.

wilsonpickett

it should be called "Dangerous Liaison".Paying licensing revenues to sinister organisation headed by messianic figures with designs on taking over the world is obviously something that needs to be avoided at all costs. I'm not too keen on money going to the Scientologists either...Anonymous did their homework on this sinister cult! heres the link

http://forums.whyweprotest.net...

tch

Lisa Marie in three years. Both Scientologist. Must be something to it.

Married

That's Jessica Simpson in 10 years. Lock it.