Kirstie Alley outside the Ed Sullivan Theater before her appearance on the Late Show With David Letterman (3/16)

Kirstie Alley isn't ruling out doing nude scenes. Oh. No. EVERYONE RUN!!! From her interview with PopEater:
Whether or not she'll pose in a bikini again: "After I did the bikini thing, it became sort of fashionable. I do need to think of a new gimmick. I can't do nude. I really don't want to go there, but if I could, I probably would."
Sorry Kirstie, but the only people who want to see you naked are bulimics that need help vomiting. If the rest of the world really wanted to see a bloated piece of worthless garbage, they wouldn't need to see Kirstie naked -- they'd check out the new Health Care Bill.

NOTE: For her nude body to be truly appreciated, Kirstie will have to star in a film where the majority of the audience actually likes looking at overweight white chicks . . . in other words, it'll probably be produced by Tyler Perry.

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  • Mike Neeley

    Hey Folks,

    It's not nice to like or dislike someone just because of size. I know all you people typing in here are not slim and trim. I would even bet everyone you know doesn't like you. Small thinking does not make you small.

  • Anonymous

    Come on, try to be funny not racist.

  • Gill Avila

    My Gawd! If she went to Pluto it would become a planet again!!!

  • Anon

    She's about 15 years too late in people interested in seeing her nude.

  • Horny John

    I'd still bang those titties anyday

  • Anonymous

    Is the button titled "FULL SIZE PIC+" really necessary?

  • Anonymous

    A suitable body double has been located for Kirsties nude scenes. Bevo from the University of Texas has been recruited and once he has gained an additional two to three hundred pounds will make a great body double.

  • Twisted Knots

    Please, I beg political comments. I am saturated with rantings from the left and right and just want to laugh at celebrities.

  • Anonymous

    I find your humor amusing and shall continue visiting this site. Good day to you sir.

  • boo

    what a mean thing to say.

  • KJIH-TV Media kjihkjih

    Um... will Xenu provide us welder masks to protect our eyes from the sparks?

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