STFU Khloe

Khloe Kardashian at Miami International Airport (3/11)

In this month GQ, Shia LaBeouf takes Khloe Kardashian to task for comments she made after he flipped his truck and was arrested for DUI in 2008. From his interview:

On his widely-publicized car crash:

"I'd be watching the news, and they'd play my car crash, and every once in a while Kim Kardashian's sister would jump on TV and preach to me from the red carpet about how to live my fucking life. And I'm so upset, man. I'm so angry. Because this accident was not caused by me. I got hit. I had a green. This fucker ran a red light. And he flipped my truck, and he shoveled it on my hand. And my fingers are in the street… they're off, they're under the truck door, man. This is fake, dude," he says, lifting his newly reconstructed hand. "This is hip bone and the skin that was left over…"

Wait a minute, Khloe was arrested herself for DUI in 2007. And then was sent to jail in 2008 for blowing off her alcohol education classes. She's the last person that should be giving advice to someone on how to live their life. Interestingly, she's the first person that I would go to for advice on gravy.

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Wanisha Holmes

I agree with everything Poophead was referring to except about God. That was totally unnecessary and uncalled for. I hope he gets some help!

Carlo

Why did god make these idiot Kardashian's relevant?

poophead

That's because there is no god. And if there is, he/she can suck my dick. Then i'll jizz up his/her nostril.

Carlos

Shia wasn't drunk. He was driving distracted because his pelvis stopped breathing, so Adrian Grenier's girlfriend had to perform mouth to splooge gun resuscitation.

Mike Nike

Why is a Kardashian even on the red carpet. They have done nothing.

Nameless

I do agree with Shia about Khloe STFU.

But he did forget to add that if he had just stayed home instead of gone drinking, he would not have been at that intersection at all.

Anonymous

WTF, can't the guy afford a taxi?? Driving when you are blotto ain't kool.

blotto

He was sober and driving through a green light. Some douche ran a red light and hit him...

Paul

At least Kloe can go to her wiser sister, Kim for advice and guidence.

Gdrive

.. sadly there's more dumber girls than her that look up to K girls and put them on the map

Riley

Are you one of them?

Anonymous

"more dumber". fantastic.