Who are you kidding, fatty?

Kevin Federline at Vons in L.A. (2/26)

Internal monologue of Kevin Federline: "If I get rid of all this nasty green stuff, this would make a great little container for my bacon."

[Pacific Coast News]

8 inches

What's most surprising about this picture isn't the fact that he's considering healthy food. It's that he can read.

Average Joe

He's still a fatty