Ke$ha in Australia

Ke$ha at Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia (3/25)

According to my research skills, Ke$ha is 24. So why the hell is she wearing a swimsuit straight out of the pages of The Great Gatsby? Answer: She hates her body and wants to cover it up as much as possible. Hmmm, if only there was something women who are too fat to wear bikinis could do that didn't make them feel so self-concious . . . a "don't go to the beach you idiot" type solution to their problem, if you will. I don't know. I'm stumped.

[Pacific Coast News]

Caden Canyon

Honestly, she looks like that washed-up druggie whore Fergie. But I wish them both very well. :]

Johnny Eumarr

It's her homage to Frank Black.

Whippet

I really think this is more a case of wardrobe malfunction than a bad bod, to be really honest.

I actually think there is something quite sexy about her. I don't understand it.

Flame me, but there, I am honest.

Joe Clyde

Ewww. I needs the booty. Else the solider isn't on duty.

Weeb Gumbar

That is not attractive.

Jake

Wow talk about a boring ass.

Anonymous

Doesn't Ke$ha know that the Aussies export blonde hotness to other parts of the world as part of Australia's gross national product?

Her bringing her fug onto one of its beaches is going to ruin Australia's rep.

Paul

Stay off the beach because you are blonde and fair. You are only a few sunbeams away from malignant skin cancer.