Keira Knightley at the premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest in London in 2006

Even if Keira Knightley was never cast as Elizabeth in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, I'm sure she'd have had no problem scoring a role as an extra. Why? Because no way in hell does she have breast implants. Wait, what? From the New York Post:

[Disney] has banned actresses with artificial enhancements for the fourth installment, "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides," directed by Rob Marshall and starring Johnny Depp as the drunken buccaneer Jack Sparrow.

The filmmakers sent out a casting call last week seeking "beautiful female fit models. Must be 5ft7in-5ft8in, size 4 or 6, no bigger or smaller. Age 18-25. Must have a lean dancer body. Must have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants."

And they warn that there'll be a "show and tell" day.

To make sure LA talent scouts don't get caught in a "booby trap," potential lassies will have to undergo a Hollywood-style jiggle-your-jugs test and jog for judges. If there's nothing moving from the waist up, they're saying, it's a dead giveaway that you're not all flesh and bones -- and you're out.

Oh. My. God. So you're telling me that there's actually a job out there where someone gets to critique the boobs of hot looking 18-25 year olds? That sounds like the sort of thing that only happens at a strip club or college. Of course Disney's right to make these requirements for the next Pirates film. Back in the time of Jack Sparrow, pirates weren't fascinated by large breasts -- they were more interested in booty.

[WENN]